Artist Battle Thread

OF COURSE LOTH WINS! Take away all his stats...abilities...magic...uber-sadistic behaviour and all possible ways he can fry a lizard without looking...

YOU THREATENED TO TAKE HIS COOKIE!! NOBODY lives to take his cookie!!

I think that's a pretty well accepted fact already...

New theme will come as soon as Jac and Ewr does their 'battle strip'...:)

AAH! Deja vu! *smacks head on wall* AAH! You said that 'battle strip' thing before! AAH! *smacks head on wall again* I hate deja vu. It makes me feel all tingly inside like I'm going to explode from it... *warning: this post will explode when new universe is created*

yes yes, all non pic posts will be killed once again when the universe changes :D

... no Oni?... dang...

oh well... My last Hurrah before the theme change... I think the felt pen brush is agreeable enough.


i did it in about 5 min... so don't expect much from it...

icbm1987

i think we can all relate to america's old west, cowboys, and junk like that, not really specific...

jeeze khadar, do u use ms paint or something?

Edit: well here it is! the wild west! starring...

Do you have X's permissioin to do that?

(10 letters even if i quoted, damn)

THE NEW UNIVERSE WILL START AFTER JAC/ERW/BOTH POSTED THEIR BATTLES PICS...THERE WILL BE A COMIC SIGNALING ITS START.

THEREFORE I AM DELETING ALL OFFENDING PICS WITHOUT QUESTION.

*slaps ICBM and SHADOW around with a HUGE, 45ton trout*

We need a ship to fight on you idiot! *smack smack smack smack*

AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CHANGING UNIVERSES???

*SLAMS Shadow with a trout AND frying pan, then proceeds to send the offender up into space on a missile*

Not only you abruptly change the universe, it was also totally out of story and illogical!!

*fires several nuclear missiles after that one single missile with Shadow strapped on it*

PAY ATTENTION NEXT TIME.

Repeat offenders will suffer the same, if not worse, results.

do you really know how afraid i am of mods? im afraid of clicking on the links if i see x replyin to it... or anyother mod...
(ill delete all messages afta the first pic ok?)

*rubs extremely swollen face, then prepares to eat sushi*
*hacks into bush's sdi missle defense thus using it to disarm all missles*
*takes frying pan and umm..... walks away*

(everyone's lives are illogical cuz we cant explain why we're here on earth, so (ahh!! dont hurt me!) deal with it)

X gets to pick the new theme...
Just remember... she's just like a DM. and she always rolls natural 20's for initiative.

icbm1987

exactly... thats the scary part...

Wait for Jac and Erw!! Then post if the universe hasn't changed yet.

dammit X... that happens after they resolve the battle... you're no fun.

fine... like an RPG... Ram is successful if you roll two six sided dies and they are the same... I could have missed you know... screw that... I'll do it now...

it would be funnier if I missed... wait... let me get my dice.

Target die (Jac's ship)=5 on a six sided die.

Ram die(MY ship)= 2

I miss horribly... time to repost... and post a follow up.

icbm1987

ooc: dont use those dice! *hands icbm heavily weighted cheating dice*