Artist Battle Thread

ur bucket head person reminds me of muoteck's footman... in the wc3 funnay sounds one
("grab your sword and fight the horde"
"its only a flesh wound"
"Uncle Lothar wants you!")
but only the armor...

yeah... I need to color him... and when I actually get the female figure right, I'm gonna dress Jac like a Dark Elf from Lineage 2... leather thong & corset + transparent robes= very angry Jac.

Oh yeah... and can someone revive the self-portrait thread?

icbm1987

me thinks the problems is that everyone loves this thread so much.... all the other threads have gotten less attention.

I felt the need to contribute. Stupid artist wars like this can be kinda fun. Enjoy.

XMET EDITED: I'm sorry but your picture has been found to be personally very offensive and has been wiped off from the face of this thread. Let's not let it happen again, shall we?

Not stupid... silly.

I sincerely doubt X has a rack that big...

And it isn't fun if you can just declare "I win"... its only fun if there is balance.

and no... I'm not a soup can.

icbm1987

I am tempted to kill that pic and the person that made that pic....I really am...and with a Hellsing signature Halcannon too.

That pic is very very very offensive to me....

XMET EDITED: Problem solved.

...*Laughter is heard*...
hahahahaha... this is funnay.

X is getting mad about having balloons taped to her chest... hahaha... and yet I knew this would happen.

icbm1987

Shut up before I kill you too.

oh god... she's serious...

*shuts up*

"Good night everyone!"

icbm1987

No sense of humor? I guess it's not a battle thread for you, it's a massacare. Feel free to delete anything else that puts a dent if your perfect little world.

They say the best way to get to know someone is to give them power, and it looks like you've shown your colors. Thanks for ruining the fun by not being able to take a joke. And don't worry, I'll be here to argue with you all night.

I took the time to personally draw something, crop it, color it, and add text well, just to be funny, and you destroy it because you "feel like it". Or maybe you were jealous. I never liked you, and figured this "battle" thread would be a fair place to do a little send-up of you, but you couldn't take it.

And, by the way, if I didn't handle this situation well now, I can take a cue from you, and just change it.

BEHOLD!!! The one who will stand up to X!

*runs away*

NOTE: Please delete all your non-pic posts before the most recent pic.

icbm1987

Undertow, can you PM me a link to your pic when you have a chance? I'm curious. =) And I like your art~

Tis not th fact that I'm 'showing my colours' (what? I've been mod for...er...months? No colours shown...I'm always in black and white).

Your 'send up' was complete offensive to me (or any other girl I might add). You were just unlucky that I just happen to be particularly sensitive about the topic. If anyone in this thread knows X, X tends to draw herself FLAT. NIL. NOTHING. Your depiction was completely sexist...I'm sorry but such things should be avoided.

And I am by no means jealous of your art. Tis the content that I am offended by. The CONTENT!! BAAAH!! If you're going to give anyone chests at the sizes of full blown balloons give it to a GUY! Dammit. I will not, and never will, laugh at any, ANY comic where a woman is drawn at 60F cups!!!

*gnashes teeth fiercely*

Hahaha... yes X, we know... that self-portrait thread discussion was enough. Sleep? Why would I?

yeah... and it is kinda sexist I guess... I still can't stop laughing at your reaction (which I expected)... and It was kinda funny seeing X with more than a B size... you don't draw yourself completely flat you know.

icbm1987

EDIT: Was saying stupid stuff that would probably get me banned... and Undertow... if you were here more often... you wouldn't make accusations like that.

ok....

i dont know what the hell just happened here. can somebody explain this to me?