Artist Battle Thread

i warned u for the abcence of funnay...



god i suck with a tablet...>.<

Uhhh...

Erwt... I severed my ties with Jac...

I became the servant of Lord once more... Jac no longer has control over me.

*listening to "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave*

"You're just one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and Directed by his red right hand."

*EVIL GLARE*

"Sir... the tower is not ready to fire again"
No matter... I think he got the message

I am a freelancer and will mess with the rest as I wish...

and yeah... I can barely understand the first three panels...

icbm1987

EDIT: and since Theravenguard seems to have disappeared... I have returned to my original Lord style helmet... and go check the models gallery... Whitehorn made one of Lord. ^_^

1) aaand... woho u think lord works for in this universe? BWHAHAHAHAHAH

2)me neither... something breaks... i think its the black tower... and sir erw has fallen into it... thnx to yar silly cannon B-atch... (get it? B-atch??)

Uhh... My tower doesn't break... and Jac's tower isn't black...
Did you just break Latrine the witche's tower?
Oi? I can just imagine that when Erwt finally succeeds in getting white X...
"Call the locksmith!!!"

And Lord works for himself... I liken him to Melkor... and myself to Sauron.

I think you should dispense with that silly nickname... it's not funny...

And where the hell did X go?

icbm1987

Somewhere more lively? And curse the both of you, Erwt and B! You ruined my comic! Ah well. Neither of yours make sense. I'm gonna go draw some more.

*waves banana in a circular motion in the air*
*a monkey carrying a pile of paper runs up*

Good boy.

*hands the banana to the monkey*

I'm here!!!!

And about to snipe mind you...no...nuke.

And to deal with Mav....I've asked me peers on the topic and tis best to slam him in ignore...

Of course that pic of his is going to go too....

just leave my pics... is that ok with you Kay?

Oi?

*Aims darkness cannon threateningly at Jac's fortress*

And Khad... I shot Erwtie back in your direction... the bridge thing sent him flying... and I have horns again... I'm Horny 0_o

icbm1987

i have absoultly no idea what-so-ever on wtf is happening right now... the story right now is a giant, un-organized mass of stuff

we should all start callling xmet 'kay'

Happy (Belated) Easter!

its good to see some funny reenter the mix ^_^

And, according to Shadow Strike, it's time for another "Story Update!"

Erwtenpeller, Jacinthe, and Muoteck are traveling through the forest, where Rictus and his lizardmen lackeys await. Before Rictus makes the attack, however, he is interrupted by a would-be assassin: the narcoleptic fox-clone Kira. Without this support, the first wave of lizardmen fall with disturbing ease. As Rictus and Kira engage in the first one on one battle in the thread for far too long, Erwtenpeller and his friends come across a Monte-Pythonesque challenge: answer the three questions, or be shot into the sky. Muoteck and Khadhar'phak answer with ease, but Erwtenpeller's hormones land him in the air.

Here, we experience another time split in the thread (as with the raft/boat split from the Pirate theme, which later wove back into itself). In one comic, Erwtenpeller is blown back to his friends by an icbm, courtesy of icbm's somewhat difficult to interpret comic. In the other, he lands on Jacinthe's tower, wrecking it - the health of Jacinthe and White X are unknown.

On the side note and currently away from the main action are the Outcast, Ravenguard, Pheonix, and Ken'tel - and let's not forget Shadowblade's unpleasant search for Jacinthe's cat (a warning on the Holy Grenade, Shadowblades; Jacinthe might not accept the trade if you bring the cat in any number of pieces greater than one!)

lol love it :) speaking of which my adventure continues!

I always knew cats were evil...

and Kay, you really should clean this out... or more people will know your true name...

And how the hell is my part confusing???

icbm1987

Oz..... stop doing that or it will get into some trouble....

lol

your part is not confusing.

its a bit hard for other people to understand it.

Whatever Joe...

just be glad that Hellboy hasn't made an appearance...

And I think I feel like starting a mage duel with Jac... my ego has gotten quite large...

TEH LORD MELKOR GRANTS ME POWER!!! YOU WILL NEVER RETRIEVE TEH SILMARILS!!!

eh... weirdness...

icbm1987