COTTON, the Fake Script Project.

Thanks for you comments divinesage!
If ya want to help and make a script, you're more then welcome! Just look at one of me previous post on this or hte previous page and pick a CotN Part that hasnt been done yet (you can also take one of lour)head's parts, as I highly doubt he's still in this :()!

~ Nuladion

ok then... ill try out part 4 scene 2 first

eat missles from my bomber while i'm at work with part 4 scene 2

OK man! Here's Part 4 Scene 2. kinda screwed. You can edit it to make it nice if you like :D



Mutter: What a beautiful sky.

Thomas: Reminds me of the time I had with my concub…. I mean my wife. The long walks we used to take. The secret spot near the mountains. Oh I miss the time I had with Dorc… Alicia.

Suddenly, two one TIE fighter appears followed by an X-Wing. Apparently, Daemon Killar's TIE Fighter was shot down by Insaniteus.

DK: Stop running you coward. Before I use my Death Star on you!

Insaniteus: Hahahahaha!!! Eat laser.

The peaceful scene became littered with hundreds of laser and ion cannon shots.

Elena: How beautiful.

Mutter: (muttering) I wish my computer was here. I saw a porn pic. of Alicia on the net.

Mutter: Well I'll be heading back to camp.

Elena: I too, have suffered by the loss of my husband.

Thomas: Really! How?

Elena: Those evil chicken skeletons converged on him while he was looking at porn pics. on Mutter's computer.

Elena: It's getting late. We should be heading back to camp already.

Thomas: I like to be here alone. Its very nice watching the flares from the two fighters.

Screen fades as Daemon Killar continues to fight Insaniteus.

Next Morning.

Mutter: Wow! You are up quite early! (Muttering to himself) I got up earlier than you. I just went to look at some porn from my laptop.

Thomas: I haven't been able to sleep lately. I think it's because of all the events happening.

Mutter: Get changed, we're leaving off soon.

After Changing…

Mutter: Follow Igor, he'll teach you some techniques with your chicken leg.

Mutter: Elena come here. I want you to watch over Thomas and makes sure he doesn't do anything too stupid(muttering) or clever. He's pretty sad lately.

Elena: Will do mi' Lord

Thomas: Hey I found a cube!!!

Thomas opens up cube, places his chicken leg and his fat tome and then closes the cube.
The cube starts to tremble. Suddenly, a blinding flash of light appears and a purple portal appears in front to him.

Mutter: What is this? Let's go investigate.

So Thomas, Elena and Mutter entered the portal.

Entering the Cockadoo Farm….

Thomas: What is this? Hell Chickens?

So after a while of fighting they finally meet up with the Chicken King.

Mutter: A chicken king. That is absurd!

Chicken King: Hell there! I am the chicken king. Otherwise known as Lord Tomato!

Thomas: I didn't know you were one of the evil undead chickens…

DK suddenly appears.

DK: That is not part of the script. Thomas you are not supposed to open The Secret Chicken Level. And even so, Tomato should not reveal his true identity.

DK uses a Death Star and fires at Tomato and he bursts into pieces.

DK: Ooops. Now the planet is gonna blow.

DK warps Mjutter and friends out of the Secret Chicken Level to the outside of Zucchini Beak.

DK: OH! I forgot. Where has Insaniteus gone to?

Mutter: (muttering)stupid DK making me lose my 50 mile run by warping me here instead of the camp. I wanna run here from the camp (sobs).

DK: OK! You asked for it!

Warps Mutter back to the cam where he has to run all the way to Zucchini Beak all by himself.

-----END OF PART 4 SCENE 2-----

WOOHOOOOO, bring out the champagne, a new part is here! 8)
That part is just great! Thanks a lot man :D

EDIT: How about I put all the Parts we currently have in a Word file and attach it here? :ggani:

Aight, here it is :D

I'm done with the first part cinematics and I just have to pass them to Nuladion. I'm gonna have a lot less time around here in the fall though, but we'll see how it works.

dun worry... cause i can take ur place :D

Yay, I just got it! I'll watch it now and edit with me comments :)
Also, shall I add the next part already?

EDIT: I just watched it and it looks quite nice :D
But I encountered some bugs :( I dunno if that's just my comp but I'll try to fix em! You mind if I extend the Dodging part a bit?

Nuladion, do you mind sending me a copy?

ack! I forgot how to make 90 degree cliffs in USMWE... can someone remind me?

there were a couple minor bugs that I didnt have time to fix, but what did you see? Go ahead and extend the dodgeing part, i got really mad at trying to find a way for it to work and I failed twice :(.
@ Divinesage just make a high hill with the raise too. THen flatten it with the plataue tool.

strange doesnt work for me... but my older usmwe versions worked. Must be a problem with 3.8.

oh and das should be back today right?

My loyal Super Moderator has come back! All hail das and praise him! *bows* :ggani:

just in time for the news! And Nuladion I was thinkin to make the first person of the sheep, maybe we could play a sound like dk did whenever it takes a step. But what kinda sound does a sheep thats jumping madely up and down make?