COTTON, the Fake Script Project.

For more information, go to "Random Insane Parodies" thread. This is basically a random and insane COTN-that-is-made-so-far script, where various people make a fake and ofcourse, insane script of COTN. Firstly, I ofcourse need Daemon Killar's agreement on it through, but if he does agree then it will work like this: for example:
Imbecile makes a hummorized (and insane) version of Zombie Attack Scene.
Then Fool takes off from where Imbecile left off and does likewise with Thomas-in-the-city-scene.
Then Imbecile or maybe Idiot will do likewise with the Castle Running scene.

And on, and on, and on...

But first, we need Daemon Killar's approvment!

approved :)

weee....super !
let the games begin

I really have to quote you here...

good :D

:ggani::ggani::ggani:

Who'll start?

heh id liek to get in on this and how come you denied me dk?

Well I didn't know it was that kind of thing you wanted to create.

This isn't like the GoCD u can start your own thing but if u want we can team up and make a script together...?
if u want to team up, contact via MSN or ICQ ( MSN = [email protected] ICQ = 17769099 )

Well, I think I will just start, and the others carry on randomly.

HERE GOES!

A huge BLIZZARDISH RUNIC title appears slowly. It says:

CREATURES OF THE TERRIBLY OVINE NIGHT.

White text of smaller font appears under it:

What?! Oh come on! Ovine?! This is random and insane!

Green text of similar font appears:

You have any better an idea then hordes of undead sheep on the rampage?

White text of smaller font appears under it:

Huh?

Green text of similar font appears:
Seriously...

HUGE BLUE TEXT APPEARS:

Shut up, both of you! We will have the Creatures of the Terribly Ovine Night, for it could be said also as COTTON, and I happen to like that fabric, PLUS Scottish Cotton Corporation is our sponsor! Now, let's get on with it...

An annoyed voice is heard:

"Start again..."

A typical clown with a moustache appears from a corner, and waves his hand, as the scene fades to a HAUNTED FARM which was ironically enough ransakked by wolves, who then suspiciously died out...

Whispers are heard from the corpses of dead sheep.

"Ani verayi Sargeras*, Ani verayi Sargeras..."

And so on, and so on, as it strengthens.

Translaton appears:

"I really hate Mr. Sargeras, I really hate Mr. Sargeras..."

GREEN UNDEAD SHEEP rise up in many numbers.

RANDOM UNDEAD SHEEP #5:
Not that many!

Some sheep fall back into the ground.

RANDOM UNDEAD SHEEP #6:
Hey, let's get out of here! This whole anti-gigantic-demonic-titan whispering thing is driving me nuts!

And so the sheep go forth, jumping up and down ABSURDLY (really, these critters jump around like mad! What is it with this JUMPING?!).

SWITCH to first-person view, as camera flies up and down really fst, trying to follow sheep's movements. Finaly, it stops, and the sheep acccidentally hits the camera.

FADE OUT

DAEMON KILLAR** (Voice Only):
Send in the next camera man...

FADE IN on an exit out of a village, which looks like the Undead Sheep Minigame***. The DODGER of SHEEP dodges (duh!) hordes of Undead Sheep, who, for no reason, explode once they pass him. He collects hot female villagers for additional lifes.

DODGER OF SHEEP:
Foul fluffy minions of death! You shan't pass the Dodger of Sheep! (Lightning and Thunder) Hey, I've beat the last high score! Kudos for me! These sheep are really n00bs at this!

THOMAS appears. He holds a FAT TOME of "ARMOR STEALLING FOR VILLAGE IDIOTS****" (our other sponsor). He keeps tripping over his feet.

DODGER OF SHEEP:
Huh? Oh, I've got it! Clumsy Villager Bonus!

THOMAS (trips clumsily, barely holding the tome):
Huh? Clumsy?

DODGER OF SHEEP:
Err... I mean, hold on, innocent! I will save yo- What?! THOMAS! Some innocent... You are the one who let the wolves into the SHEEP FARM! (Thunder and Lightning)

THOMAS:
But I thought they really wanted to play! And besides, they gave me this! (stands up and lifts the TOME OF "ARMOR STEALLING FOR VILLAGE IDIOTS")

DODGER OF SHEEP:
What? But... But... I always wanted this book! (Sobs)

Undead Sheep overpower the distracted Dodger of Sheep, and begin to eat him.

DODGER OF SHEEP:
Oh no! Warm, fluffy death! No!!!!!!!!!!

THOMAS:
Uh... So what should I do now?

DODGER OF SHEEP:
Do I look like I care about what is happening with you?! Well do I?!

THE UNDEAD SHEEP that aren't eating the Dodger slowly approach Thomas.

THOMAS:
Damn it! (Looks to the sky) Oh Daemon Kilar, if you exist, then give me a sign!

DAEMON KILLAR appears in the skies and speaks:
1) What does that has to do with anything, and 2) What kind of sign?

THOMAS:
I don't know, and err... Well, I wanted a talking sword, that I will call Swordy, but I think it's better to have a plot device save me.

DAEMON KILLAR:
Hmm.... Nyah.

THOMAS:
Please... I... I will add comic relief!

DAEMON KILLAR:
Ooookaaay....

THOMAS is teleported to the woods outside of the city of SQUIKINGHEN*****.

THOMAS:
Phew... Now I will have to provice Comic Relief. Let's just hope I will be able to hide from other people at least during Part III...

NOTES:
*The creator of the Burning Legion, a Corrupted Titan (Titans are creators of all the Warcraft Worlds), is currently trapped in a tomb on a small island, The Tomb of Sargeras.
**The deity worshipped around the world of Felathas, the God of Cinematics. It is written thus in the Sacred Sayings and Writings of Daemon Killar: "And then Daemon Killar spoke thus: "What is Creatures of the Night?" you're probably wondering. Well this project began on November 6th 2002, at first, I wanted to test out various stuff to get feedback from Wc3campaigns."". A lot of translations and comments exist to the afformentioned, but all we know, as that he is currently creating a great tale of Felathas, and dtails various part of his realm. :ggani: Just kidding, actually, he is a Quebecian Warcraft III player that has a lot of skil lwith triggers and cinematic making, and is making COTN, already the greatest WCIII Cinematic ever made. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have been here, or typing this. Thank you for all the good your are bringing to this world, Daemon Killar!
***Officialy WCIII Blizzard-made minigame, in your scenario folder if you didn't dlete it. Dodger of Sheep also coems from there. To find out more, PLAY IT! I AM NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MINI GAMES!
****The book with tips on stealing suits of armor, made for the benifit of village idiots. This especially helps Thomas in Squiking Hen. Works especially well on City Guards in the afformentioned silly-named city.
*****Is the seat of the council of Holy-Molly, also known as the Council of the Light. One of the three Suspicious Stones is located there. Also the location of Lord Tomara's Kitchen, and the site of death of an Oversized Giant Lizard at hands of Artania.

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Now, someone else may continue, but please, leave the Part II Holy Council Scene (after Thomas arrives to the Council up to the first attack (zombies being killed by Tomara)) to me, as I have some great an ideas for that scene! PLEASE...

And remember, you are free to use any concepts suggested here! Oh, and leave enough scenes for us all...

P.S.
Any individual can do as much scenes as he wants, no matter if he did some before. However, after the first scene he makes, someone else must do the next, and only then can he do the next one, but so can anyone else.

You can also add new characters into the story, for example, Lord of the Things had a cretive new character of Pot Roast, who lasted to the very end of the project, taking part in various important events.

I believe Silencers may add Lord Grompus, while I've already heard Killer Spazz' interesting an ideas: drunken panda and Thomas' two-headed mage brother.

good start das! :D

So, who's next?

MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEME! I had a few ideas like when Thosmas keeps tripping we can do a first person view i think it would look cool and we can have Thomas do an attack like in part four with the thunder clap but the sheep keep on dodgeing it cause they learned how to dodge from the sheep dodger, and yes I have played that game pretty addicting, and we should also do some sort of excorsist thing with heads spinnging everywhere to please insanatius

I never really notived any excorcist head movements... :bgrun:
Which part is it in? Part III?

~ Nulad

Ummm.... I mean who does the COTTON variant of Thomas-in-the-city? I mean from where I left of to him entering the castle.

I never saw it but i remember insan sayin something about it... o well