| 04-23-2003, 07:30 PM | #61 | |
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Nope... Start that 2morrow |
| 04-24-2003, 12:49 PM | #62 |
Guest | Okay! Look at my attachment for the Smilie Imperial Army... Heh, hope you are afraid and teased by this... |
| 04-24-2003, 05:23 PM | #63 | |
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You know, I'm a great fan of SW (at least I was until mr Lucas decided to screw things up with Ep I & II -- the original Trilogy is waaaaay better!!!)! Anyone of you ever seen a Star Wars manga book? I have Return of the Jedi Manga!!! It's very cool! ~ Nuladion |
| 04-24-2003, 08:00 PM | #64 |
Guest | Okay, now really, let's get on with this before I am forced to post Dork Lord Freakus' Legion of Terror right here... |
| 04-26-2003, 02:40 PM | #65 |
Guest | I trust you finished it by now, right, Nuladion? Don't force me to send in my evil smilie army in here to capture you... |
| 04-26-2003, 07:56 PM | #66 | |
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N-NO, NOOO! Not your evil smilie army! Anything but that, please! I-I'll finish it tomorrow! Is that alright master? P-Please, spare my worthless life! :ggani: ~ Nuladion |
| 04-27-2003, 12:55 PM | #67 |
I finished my part!!! I hope everyone likes it!!! I put everything in a Word document that I'll attach here! Please give me some comments about it! I've done the the part until THOMAS gets into the Castle! ~ Nuladion |
| 04-27-2003, 12:59 PM | #68 |
I figured some of you may be too lazy to download itand others may be having problems opening it (different Word versions, and I odn't know if Macs support Word documents?) Anyway, here it is Part II (by Nuladion) Thomas finds himself standing on a dirty old road that leads to a wooden gate. Behind the gate he can see huge walls and the towers of SQEEZ, the Castle of SQUIKINGHEN, where to Council of Holy-Molly resides. THOMAS: “Hmmm… well, since I got nothing else to do, let's see if I can pay the Council a visit. They sure will be interested in my Tome! Such a priceless treasure, it is! Camera zooms in on the gate. The gate opens and the city of SQUIKING HEN appears on screen. THOMAS walks through SQUIKINGHEN, noticing all the chicks, and then suddenly sees the entrance to SQEEZ, guarded by 15 Hen-Guards! THOMAS: “Hello there, can I see Tomara and the Holy-Molly Council? HEN-CAPTAIN: “No, they're having lunch now. Only Hen-Guards and concub… uhm, ONLY Hen-Guards are allowed to enter the Castle! THOMAS: “But I got a treasure they sure want to see!� HEN-CAPTAIN: “What? Another idiot with the TOME OF "ARMOR STEALING FOR VILLAGE IDIOTS"? Whahahahahaha, let me guess: You got it from a bunch of Undead fluffy Sheep?� THOMAS: “Well, actually… Yes!� HEN-CAPTAIN: “Whahahaha! We've heard that lie many times! You just want to see the concub….. uhm, Lord Tomara, don't you ? THOMAS: “No! Here, I'll show the TOME to you!� HEN-CAPTAIN: “No, go away! I don't have time for this!� THOMAS walks away. He walks to a fountain and starts mumbling in himself about all the sad things in life… Then he hears a voice in his head! VOICE: “Only Hen-Guards are allowed!� Camera zooms in on the Hen-Guard standing near the fountain! VOICE: “Distract him and use your TOME to get his armor!� THOMAS: “Huh, I'm starting to hear voices? Anyway, how do you steal armor anyway? Let's look in the TOME!� “… Getting into the castle in SQUIKINGHEN can be somewhat difficult. Many tried, and many failed! But if you really want to see the concubines Lord Tomara, then to TOME will help you get in! Step 1: Go to the fountain to the West of SQEEZ. Go sit on the bench. Notice the Hen-Guard standing near you? Good! Now wait until you can bring up the guts to go on to step 2! Step 2: Stand up and start screaming like a little child! Step 3: If the Hen-Guard isn't deaf, or smart, he will run to you trying the help you and thus getting his long-awaited non-deserved promotion. Step 4: When he's really close, hit him on his head with the TOME. Prepare to run if you miss! Step 5: Now the trickiest part: As soon as the Hen-Guard hits the ground, GET HIS ARMOR! Do this REALLY FAST, or the armor will decay with the corpse Step 6: Walk to the entrance of SQEEZ and talk your way in! TOME Inc cannot be held responsible for any harm Hen-Guards can cause to you when they find out you're trying to sneak in! Usage of this TOME is at your own ri …� (taken from TOME OF ‘ARMOR STEALING FOR VILLAGE IDIOTS' ™, Chapter 11, Paragraph 7.1, All Rights Reserved TOME Inc.) THOMAS: “Well, I got nothing to lose!� THOMAS stands up and starts screaming! THOMAS: “HELP, HELP! I'm being attacked by thousands of Undead Sheep! Someone please HELP ME!!!� HEN-GUARD: *sigh* “Another fool trying to trick me!� THOMAS: “Hmmm…. That doesn't seem to work… I'll have to think of something else! Aaah, I know!� THOMAS: “HELP, I'm being overwhelmed by hundreds of good-looking Manga-girls!� HEN-GUARD: *sigh* “He's trying again! Manga-girls, yeah right! As if I wou…… Hey, wait a min! Did he say MANGA-GIRLS??? GOOD-LOOKING?? WHOA!!! I'M ON MY WAY!� The Hen-Guard runs to THOMAS HEN-GUARD: “Well, where are they?? Don't panic, I'll save you! Hehehehe………..� THOMAS: “Just look there!� *hits the Hen-Guard on his head with the TOME1 The Hen-Guard's neck breaks under the weight of the extremely fat TOME* THOMAS: “Weehee, I've done it!� *starts doing a funky dance* THOMAS: “Huh, what's that? The armor is disappearing…….? Damn, this must be the decay-effect the TOME warned me about! Come back, you smelly armor, come back!� THOMAS is just on time to save the armor from decaying! THOMAS: “Phew, now how do I put this on? Let's see if the TOME has an explanation for that!� “… This TOME is for idiots, not for complete morons! Getting into an armor should be clear to even the dumbest idiots! A moron however, will never get into it, and should stop asking us about it! …� (taken from TOME OF ‘ARMOR STEALING FOR VILLAGE IDIOTS' ™, Chapter 11, Paragraph 7.2, All Rights Reserved TOME Inc.) THOMAS: “Now what does that mean? I'm no moron! I just don't know how to get into this…!� DAEMONKILLAR: *sigh* “CUT!!!“ *SCREEN FADES TO BLACK* DAEMONKILLAR: “THOMAS, how many times have we practiced this scene? We've explained you A HUNDRED TIMES how to get into it! We even emailed TOME Inc about it! DAMN YOU!� THOMAS: “P-Please DK, don't be mad at me! I-I just forgot it, that's it! Can't someone help me with it?� DAEMONKILLAR: *big sigh* “Damn you again THOMAS! Well, someone help him with it! And make sure the villagers of SQUIKINGHEN don't see you! You know we're not allowed to shoot scenes here!� Two people from the crew start helping THOMAS with his armor! THOMAS: “Thank you DK! I'll do my best to make this movie a hit on the Wc3Complains forum!� DAEMONKILLAR: “You betterdo1 I've got plenty of Undead Sheep in my Secret Hideout, ready to strike any idiot who screws up this project!� When THOMAS he his armor on, the scene goes further… *SCREEN FADES BACK IN* THOMAS: “Damn, how do I walk in this? Well, I'd better not ask DK again. I don't like those Undead Sheep at all…� THOMAS tries to walk a bit, triples over his feet and fall on the ground! THOMAS: “Damn! I hope noone saw that!� THOMAS gets back on his feet on walks back to the entrance of SQEEZ. THOMAS: “H-Hello there!� HEN-CAPTAIN: “uhm… Hello?� THOMAS: “… uhm, well… uuh…� HEN-CAPTAIN: “What d'ya want?� THOMAS: “Can I pass?� HEN-CAPTAIN: “Well, why not? You're a Hen-Guard!� THOMAS: “… well, uh.. Thanks!� THOMAS runs to the gate… HEN-CAPTAIN: “Hey, wait a sec!!!� *THOMAS freezes* THOMAS: “Damn, this is it! I'm finished…� HEN-CAPTAIN: “Make sure you tell me everything ‘bout the concubines when you get out, okay!� THOMAS: “Uh… Okay!� THOMAS enters the Castle of SQEEZ ………. |
| 04-27-2003, 01:08 PM | #69 |
sorry for posting 4 times in a row, but for osme reason it wont let me edit the previous post... Well, when you've read my part I think you've the VOICE! das said we were allowed to add things, so I decided I'd create a mysterious voice that gives hints to Thomas in hte COTTON parts! I don't have a clue to whomo the voice belongs to (maybe Algorythm (name for algor?), or some other Evil person (the Undead Sheep Lord?)? Anyway, I'll wait and see what you guys do with it 8) ~ Nuladion |
| 04-27-2003, 04:01 PM | #70 |
Guest | Heh, nice work! I especially liked the Hen-Guards (for some secret reason)... You are redeemed, or something like that, now I will have to find someone else to feed the smilies... LOL! :ggani: I tried to make a CONT smilie, but it was a rather crappy one, so we could use it as Vul'methor (or maybe Wool Meteor?)... I know, I know... Anyway, it's Shooter02's turn, and it's the part where Thomas walks up to him walking into the Council Room. Then I take over. If Shooter02 wants another scene, is unable to make any scenes AT THIS time, or doesn't show up in a week, then I will incorparate that scene into mine ,and Shooter02 will be granted anotehr scene (I just realized that it is a boring scene, mostly...). Is that clear, soldiers? Go, go, go! Oh sorry, this isn't the US (United Smilies) Ground Force? Then what is? Never mind... ;) |
| 04-27-2003, 04:12 PM | #71 |
Guest | I really had to othis one... Hen Guard Smilie -brought to you by Das' Crappy Smilies, the makes of the Crappiest Vul'methor Smilie Ever! :ggani: |
| 04-30-2003, 03:35 PM | #72 |
Guest | Any comments? And I also have an idea as about the "voice", to be revealed in my next scene. And Shooter02, PLEASE REPLY! |
| 05-02-2003, 10:55 AM | #73 |
Guest | Shooter02 has replied that he doesn't have enugh free time, sao now I am doing both my scene and his scene. I will post it later TODAY right here. P.S. I think I will add some more farm animals into the EVIL ARMY, okay? |
| 05-02-2003, 01:44 PM | #74 |
Guest | TO COTTON PROJECT: Part II, Scene One, by Das. NOTE: I would like to apologize, since I stole a lot of stuff for this one from various sources. I also would like to apologize to Insaniteus: I know you are never going to even think of sabotaging COTN. I did not mean ANY offence at all. ------------------------------------------------------------------ FADE IN to the entrance of SQUICKING HEN CASTLE. There are two corridors, and in the middle, there are two statues of Lord Tomato (Lord Tomara). The walls are filled with great scrolls of wisdom, and they all read thus: “Vote Lord Tomato for Second Term! Each one who wants to help me set the polls and the elections more correct by umm… *cough*rigging*cough* them will get a golden coin, and a membership in the council! And remember, a vote for Lord Tomato, is a vote for… um… Lord Tomato!�, complete with an expensive portrait of the said lord. Thomas (in hen guard armor, complete with a chicken leg weapon) runs in. THOMAS: Ew… My back is itching, and there are several small tarantulas crawling on my trouser leg, and is that an entire collection of manga books?! Hey wait, tarantulas? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOMAS runs in between the two statues of Lord Tomato (the huge stone statue of Lord Tomato holding a tomato, and a vegetable staff with a tomato on top of it) and jumps out of the armor. THOMAS: Get off, get off, get off! Finally, he jumps out, followed by tarantulas. Then a hen-guard runs in from another corridor. THOMAS: (quietly) Oh no. Thomas presses a convenient reverse button that suddenly appeared next to him, and reverses the WHOLE SCENE up to Thomas throwing off the armor. THOMAS: Get off, get off, get off! Finally, he jumps out, followed by tarantulas… THOMAS: (Realizes what is happening) Damn it! Thomas jumps back into the corner, and then a hen-guard runs in from another corridor. HEN-GUARD: Hmm… Oh no, Tarantulas! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Other HEN-GUARDS run in from the same corridor. OTHER HEN-GUARD: Alas, the Tarantulas are attacking! We are all gonna die! FIRST HEN GUARD: Chaaaarge! Go get them boys, muwhahaha! THOMAS: (to himself) That's an idea worth stealing! A thousand or so Hen-Guards charge and smash the tarantulas, and continue running to and through the other corridor. THOMAS: Hmm, now where to? VOICE: How about going the opposite way? THOMAS: You again! That is an idiotic an idea! (thinks it over) I have a better an idea! I will go the opposite way! VOICE: Whatever… Just go, so I can sabotage this thing… THOMAS: Huh? VOICE: I mean, just go, so I can um… save footage of this thing… Hehe… THOMAS: What's so funny? VOICE: Just go, already! Thomas decided not to argue, and went after the guards. VOICE: I meant the opposite way! THOMAS: Okay, keep your hat on! VOICE: I don't have a hat! THOMAS: Keep your shorts on, then! VOICE: I don't have any shorts! THOMAS: Oh just keep something on already! And so Thomas went to the corridor from which the hen-guards run in. VOICE: (After Thomas is out of an ear-shot) Muwhahahahahahaahahahahah! The silhouette (Voice) appears near Thomas' armor. VOICE: Muwhahahahahahaah! (silhouette follows Thomas, but trips on Thomas' armor, hits the statue of Lord Tomato, which in turn falls on him) Ouch… FADE OUT ------------------------------------------------------------------ FADE IN to Lord Luther, whom his friends sometimes call Lord Mutter, because that he is always muttering. Lord Luther/Mutter is walking in the corridor, muttering something about the council concubine contest. SWITCH TO two Hen-Guards, browsing porn sites on two Palantir-computers. They noticed Lord Luther approaching. HEN-GUARD #1: Quick! Time for our sleeping act! The Hen-Guards jump down and pretend to be asleep. Luther approaches them. LUTHER: (Muttering) Asleep on the duty again! They will never learn! I mean, I hired them to guard the computers for Lord Tomato's and my use only, and they just… (don't worry, he still is muttering!) Thomas walks in. THOMAS: Here is my chance! Thomas just walks past the “sleeping� hen-guards and Luther. LUTHER: (Still muttering) I mean, oh come on! I need these computers to browse porn sites – it raises my morale, and someone may have stolen these computers… A silhouette approaches Luther and draws out a chicken, with which he hits the paladin. Luther simply faints, stands up (when silhouette already run away), and walks away muttering about silhouettes and chickens. The Hen Guards continue browsing porn sites happily, only to be eaten by chicken skeletons in revenge for human crimes against Chickenmanity a few minutes later... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Thomas approaches a hall in which a thousand hen-guards is resting, while some elves patrol the area. THOMAS: I wonder what happens if I sneak by them. He begins to step into the hall, but a thousand of arrows and other sharp pointy objects fly at him. Thomas barely survives. THOMAS: Oh man, there is no way I am going through that door! ALL THE OTHERS IN THE HALL: Aye! Thomas looks around stupidly. VOICE: (sighs) Just go to these obelisks… Thomas does so and sees a synthetic waterfall. VOICE: Now climb up the waterfall! THOMAS: But, but… VOICE: The water is shallow, now go! And this is a fantasy movie, so you can just slide up the waterfall! Thomas does so, slides up the waterfall, goes on the path full of water, and then suddenly, a real lot of water fill the already wet passageway. VOICE: Muwhahahaha, yes! The whole plot will be impossible without Thomas! Daemon Killar appears and grabs silhuette. DAEMON KILLAR: Aha! I've got you! Daemon Killar pulls off the dark mask, revealing… DAEMON KILLAR: Lord Grompus! Daemon Killar pulls off the green mask, revealing… DAEMON KILLAR: Random Chicken Skeleton #84539947! Daemon Killar pulls off the bony mask, revealing… DAEMON KILLAR: Eloas Nightsorrow! And so on, and so on, until finally… DAEMON KILLAR: Insaniteus! Daemon Killar tries to pull off Insaniteus' face, but the later jumps away into a conveniently placed Tie-Fighter. DAEMON KILLAR: Damn you! Daemon Killar jumps into another conveniently placed Tie-Fighter. Insaniteus escapes, but Daemon Killar flies after him in hot pursuit… ------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile, due to a fortunate plot device, Thomas arrives to the council. LORD TOMATO: Watch out! The other council members look at Thomas. The Fellowship of the Ring appears behind them. LEGOLAS: Ai, ai, a village idiot has arisen! GIMLI: Random Chicken Skeleton #743622732's bane! PIPPIN: Can I play with his nose? GANDALF: Fool of a Tuck! PETER JACKSON: (voice only) Get back here… The Fellowship of the Ring disappears. Thomas stands in the middle of the council. Lord Tomato unleashes a great spell to force Thomas to stay in his place… THOMAS: Why are there chicken bones falling at incredible speed around me, so if I try to get out of this little circle, I will be hit by a real lot of these things? LORD TOMATO: What is your name, intruder? THOMAS: I asked you first! LORD TOMATO: No you didn't! THOMAS: Yes I did! LORD TOMATO: Oh no you don't! Now answer the question before I turn you into a talking sword named Swordy! THOMAS: Okay… My name is… (unnecessary pause) Thomas! LORD TOMATO: Why are you here, Billy? THOMAS: It's Thomas, and I need your help! AL GORE: Our help, Nick? THOMAS: It's Thomas! Oh, and the nearby shop of Fell'r'us needs your help. ART-A-NIA (NIA stands for New Israeli Agarot (100 Agarots=1 Shekel)): What happened there, Joe? THOMAS: THO-MA-S!!! THOMAS!! Thomas-thomas-thomas-thomas! Oh, and we were attacked, and then something about creatures from the sheep farm. LORD MUTTER: (Muttering) What kind of creatures, Bob? THOMAS: (annoyed) It's Thomas, T-h-o-m-a-s!!! And they were some kind of… (unnecessary pause) fluffy creatures. VALERIANA DROPS: Should we investigate, Lord Tomato? TOMATO: (stops the Chicken Bone rain) Yes, I believe that it would be our priority… Two TIE-Fighters smash through the roof, and seem to be involved in a dog-fight. No-one seems to be winning the battle. TOMATO: Watch out! Everybody apart from Daemon Killar and Insaniteus that are involved in a dogfight look at the entrance in great fear. Nothing happens. TOMATO: (Happily) April Fool! Everyone looks at him accusingly. TOMATO: Okay, now for real. Watch out! Nothing happens. TOMATO: No, really! Watch out, watch out, watch out! THOMAS: Try louder. TOMATO: Okay, Gary! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! An undead sheep opens the door to some hall, and looks angrily at Tomara. UNDEAD SHEEP #164: Be quiet! TOMATO: I said, WATCH OUT! That's your cue! UNDEAD SHEEP #164: (Embarrassed) Sorry. Okay, we'll be ready in a minute! (closes the door, and gathers the other sheep) TOMATO: WATCH OUT! The castle begins to tremble. Insaniteus escapes, but Damon Killar still follows him, and almost hits his fighter. The doors to the hall open, and undead sheep run in in large amounts! But against them, the Hen-Guards march to battle in great amounts! Lord Tomato launches his spell… But he misses, and kills most of the Hen-Guards. TOMATO: Oops, sorry. Tomato launches his spell, and kills much of the undead sheep. Three of them survive, but Thomas trips over his feet again, and the Absurdly Fat Tome of “Armor Stealing for Village Idiots� smashes the other sheep after flying from Thomas. Thomas rushes to get his tome, as the battle for Squiking Hen begins… ----------------------------------------------- Okay, sorry about any stolen material, and none of this is meant to offend or insult anyone. Next is KillerSpazz – he gets the rest of Part II's battle scene, and Tomara's death!;) EDIT: I edited some mistakes. |
| 05-02-2003, 02:31 PM | #75 |
hehehe, lol :D Very nice das!!! I'll copy this into the Word file! and Insaniteus is the Voice? I like that!!! I'll see if I can make some COTTON smilies! Hmmm, I was going to try if I could make a COTTON cinematic, but I don't have a TIE-model... I know there's a Star Wars project somewhere, so I'll ask them for a model, if I ever decide to make a cin out of this... ~ Nuladion |