Randon Insane Fake Script Style Parodies!

Okay, now I will try to make myself clear. While we await Part V of Creatures of the Night, hereafter referred to as COTN V, I think we need ot do something while we wait. So, in the proud tradition of humour fanfiction and parody, and in style of Lord of the Things Fake Script Project , I plan to make just such thing for Creatures of the Night that is made so far, hereafter simply COTN.

At first, I ofcourse want to consult with the memebers of our proud and great community of WC3Campaigns Forums, and ofcourse, use the following smilie several times: :ggani: . As for the consulting part, I just want to find out if it is a good an idea in your eyes.

Now for the smilie: :ggani: .

So what is your opinion on such a project?

:ggani: :ggani: :ggani:

Lol. One big problem. I already asked if I could do a thing similar to this but deamonkillar wants to make the bloopers. Although I asked if I could make a parody thing but he said no I want to do the bloopers, so maybe

EDIT: :ggani: :ggani: :ggani: Ahh much better

Lets all go and make a parody of COTN, and say its a sequel made my Daemonkillar. There will be unprofessional Voice Acting and boring flat terrain.

And instead of LOTR music lets put in some Arabic music.

I have no comments but Silencers, you spam a lot. Ever heard of the EDIT button? That way you could combine two posts in a row into one! wooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! It's so creepy about how the Magic of the edit button works!

The 2nd to last line in your sig...

Err... I meant like IN THE EXAMPLE, a fake script, nothing more. Heh, I can't do cinematics, and it's jsut sort of a fanfiction. Then again, that also is an idea - how about adding a COTN Fanfiction Subforum?

Anyhow, it was an diea of mine and Killer Spazz's.

P.S.
Is it that bad that no one commented it apart from three people?

come give us some feedback :) cuz das and me think it could be freakin funny ;)

Yeah, Silencers, I think we can even add something about Snotlings in there as well... ;)

And Shooter02, we can... err... have someone shoot somebody! :D

hehe...just got this crazy idea, that i think would be funny...Thomas charging a skeleton ( down hill ) and suddenly he slips...

Well, I already thought off some an ideas a lot earlier...

So anyway, is it that bad an idea?

i don't think ppl like the idea...:( or they just stuned by the super idea i dunno....:ggani:

I don't think the people noticed the an idea, actually...

well, I like the idea!!!! :ggani::ggani::ggani:

I'd rather do some cinematics then just a script (although that's fun too!)!

Or we can combine it: I can make a cinematic out of the script you write ......?

Anyway, here's something someone wrote when we heard that Fellowship of the Ring would only be *2* hours (this was written before the release of FotR!):



THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
IN TWO HOURS

Frodo: Hi, Gandalf!
Gandalf: Bilbo, give him your ring.
Bilbo: Okay. Bye!
Gandalf: See you at the pub, Frodo.

Frodo: Doo-de-do.
Nazgul: Boo!
Frodo: Eeeek!
Merry: (pops up out of nowhere) Eeeek!
Pippin: (ditto) Eeeek!
Sam: Ha ha, can't catch us now!

Tom Bombadil: Hello little friends!
Frodo: No time for you, weirdo.
Tom Bombadil: (disappears)

Saruman: See, all I had to do was cross out "Good" on my
business cards and write "Bad", and I'm all set.
Gandalf: I never saw /that/ coming.
Saruman: Excuse me while I tend to my vast army of evil orcs
and war machinery which were in plain sight.
Gandalf: Alas, if only he had imprisoned me at the top of a
high tower without walls or ceiling so that he could not
prevent a giant eagle from rescuing me, instead of in the
canonical dungeon deep underground. Oh, wait.

Frodo: (whispering) Keep a low profile.
Pippin: (loudly) And don't mention your real name, right?
Merry: (loudly) Or the ring either, right?
Strider: Right. Don't mention the ring. (laughs)
It's okay, I'll save you.

Pippin: (whining) Are we there yet?
Nazgul: Bwa ha ha ha. Give us the ring, little worm.
Frodo: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names-
Sam: Hmm, looks like swords work too.
Strider: Go away, bad men!
Nazgul: The five of us must flee, for we are outnumbered
by this one Ranger!

Frodo: Wow, we're in Rivendell!
Merry: That was easy.
Pippin: Don't knock it.
Sam: Elves are cool!
Elrond: Get the hell out of my place, I don't need trouble.
Gimli: You can't throw them out while I'm here!
Legolas: Same for me!
Elrond: Right, all of you wankers leave now.
Gandalf: But I just got here.
Boromir: I'll just invite myself along. No real reason.
Certainly not because I have larceny on my mind. Nope.
Strider: Look, they fixed my sword! (swish) Wheeeee!

Frodo: Such beautiful scenery. The green grass and leaves are so-
[THUD]
Pippin: Where the hell did all this snow come from?
Gandalf: Don't blame me. Who knew that mountains could be cold on top?
Gimli: Told you we should go through the mines.
Strider: Let the dwarf have his way.
Legolas: Fine, whatever, just open the door.
Gimli: Ummm, I have no idea how to get inside.
Boromir: What a bunch of dicks.
Gandalf: Of course! (applies C4 to the problem) [POOF]
Sam: Such magic.

Merry: Ooooo, dead dwarf over here!
Gimli: Boo hoo.
Pippin: HEY MONSTERS, COME AND GET US!!
Gandalf: Twit.
Orcs: Oh good, we were getting hungry. Do you have any idea
how difficult it is to keep an army fed in these abandonded mines?
Boromir: (Slash)
Legolas: (Pfft)
Gimli: (Whack)
Orcs: This is definitely putting a damper on our relationship.
Frodo: Ouch!
Strider: Alas, the Ring-bearer has perished! Our quest has failed!
Frodo: Just kidding. I did the slide-blade-between-arm-and-chest trick
while I was standing in profile to y'all. Pretty funny, eh?
Balrog: Dammit, I was sound asleep. That really ticks me off.
Gandalf: We are so doomed.
Strider: Not if we run away! (does so)
Boromir: First good idea you've had. (follows)
hobbits: (already in the lead)
Gandalf: (trailing) It matters not! You cannot outrun the demon!
Legolas: We don't have to . . .
Gimli: . . . we just have to outrun *you*.
Balrog: Your *** is mine, wizard. (drags Gandalf down with him)
Strider: Woe is upon our company, that Gandalf has fallen!
Frodo: I'm over it.
Sam: Yeah, let's go, there's no food here.

Legolas: Wondrous are these woods!
Gimli: And full of cutthroat elves.
Celeborn: We were told of your coming. Well, "warned" is more accurate.
Galadriel: I know you better than you know yourselves.
Sam: You've got nothing better to do with your time?
Galadriel: Wake up, Frodo, and look in the mirror.
Frodo: Geez, can't a guy get some sleep around here? What mirror
are you babbling about, there's just this birdbath full of water.
Galadriel: But it shows magic pictures of things that may or may not be!
Frodo: I'm guessing you're a day trader. Here, you take the ring.
Galadriel: I will not. (hangs her head) I lost the instructions.
Frodo: Great, I'm still stuck with it.
Celeborn: Check-out time!

Pippin: (singing) Row row row your boat, gently down-
Gimli: Shut the hell up. Seven hours of that is enough.
Strider: All this beautiful scenery is giving me a very bad feeling.

Boromir: Give me the ring.
Frodo: Notice as I put it on that it not only makes me invisible,
it also apparently teleports me away from your clutches.
Boromir: Arrrrrgghhh! I'm just trying to save my kingdom!
Where is a rake I can step on, that it might strike my head?
Ah, this will do nicely. (whack)
Frodo: Best thing for me to do now is head for the most dangerous
place in the world.
Sam: Works for me. (they leave)
SuperOrcs: Kill kill kill!
Merry: Help, help, Auntie Em! (waves his tiny sword pathetically)
Pippin: Christ, look at the *size* of these guys, we're dead meat.
Boromir: Fear not, little hobbits, I shall blow my special horn and
we shall be rescued by soldiers . . who are . . hundreds . . of . .
miles . . away . . guess we are pretty stuffed after all. (dies)
SuperOrcs: Kill kill kill!
Legolas: Look at my form. Damn, I'm good.
Gimli: I'm environmentally friendly --- blood makes the grass grow.
Strider: Looks like Frodo got away. Well, there's no chance in hell
I'm going to step one foot closer to Mordor, so let's go the exact
opposite direction.
Legolas: Okay.
Gimli: Sure.


THE END

LOL. Well, KillerSpazz suggested that one before, but hey - you are welcomed to make a cinematic, or comething...

Anyway, Nuladion, KillerSpazz, I think it is better to begin first, and then wait for more people joining in. Tomorrow, we shall begin! :D