If you are interested...

If you are interested in making a campaign with me, then this will be the thread for it. It's gonna be kind of a joke campaign, but you still play it.

Requirements to help on this phantom campaign:

You must have a sense of humour.

You can't be anyone with a life.

You must have at least watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Not that were doing things from there, you just need that sort of humour.)

So, if you have all of these things, you can reply.

Warning: THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR FLAMES, PEOPLE! I GET ENOUGH ALREADY!

yea. ok ill join. sure y not. ive watched monty python holy grail,and the twit olympics. i also watched happy gilmore and other funny stuff

I never saw holy grail but i saw monty python. I made a humor map already it's called Dodge the Aroused Priests. Go to warcraftiii.net its in the maps n mods under other. I can skin, terrain and some triggers. If u need me post.

Thankyou, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a better sort of explanation of something I might use.

In part of one of the maps, one of the characters speaks the spam language. This is how you speak the spam language.

start with the word. I'll use 'Hello'

Now, add an 's' to the end of 'Hello', making Hellos.

Then, add a 'p' after the second 'l', so it's now Hellpos.

Now add an 'a' after the first 'l', to make Helalpos.

Finally, put an 'm' after the 'e'. The final word is Hemlalpos. The idea is to write 'spam' backwards, but you start at the end, with 's', then skip the next letter, put in 'p', skip the next letter, until you have the word.

Here are a few sayings. The first line is in english, the second in the Spam language.

The Spammed stand ready!

Mtahpes Spammmaepds stmaanpds remaadpys!

Glory to the Spam!

Glmoarpys matpos mtahpes Smpaapms!

:ggani:

Rofl...

Ok Dokey, I got a new character for it. He's a demon warlock, called Bob. Here are his abilities.

1.Burp: Bob burps.

2. Dark Throwing: Bob is supposed to throw sheep, but it's not working (based on Fan of Knives).

3. Zap: Like a long distance version of blink. Much more convienient than mass teleport, because you can go anywere but you have to have explored it first.

4. Split (Ultimate): Bob splits into a demon of fire (infernal) demon of water (water elemental) and a demon of earth (gnoll). Considering changing this.

PS: Dead Inside

Are you laughing because it's funny or stupid or both?

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PPS: Here's a picture of Bob (looks like Archimonde, but I'll ask someone to change him later.

Look at me, everybody, I got an avatar! Glory to the Spam!

Those abilities suck. I mean, there just not funny. Have you ever seen the old movie, Airplane. Now that's the comedy you need to have.

And have the characters talk to eachother like the following....

[HERO] Sir can you help me?

[OLD GUY] Sure but first you'll have to go get an item from me. The guy over there keeps it but you'll have to trade him for another rare item that is further away. In other words, I'll see you in a few days....

[HERO] OK. Um.... where do I start again?

[OLD GUY] OMG n00b!!!!11

If you think they suck, then go Draco, because I'm not changing them.

ive watched all the adam sandler movies, seen most monty pythons, and will help gladly.

i can skin.......
i can cinematic fairly well.......
if i sit down for 10 hours nonstop with 4 x 3litre bottles of red bull then i can terrain, otherwise i suck........

another thing, about the "dark throwing"/"fan of sheep"

i could probably do that, just let me know if im in and i will start to experiment.

:ggani:

Thankyou all. I hope that everyone has a good time doing this. The Prolouge and Title of this spoof campaign is......


SPAMCRAFT: Spams and Humans

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spammy spam! Wonderful spam!

Hey, count me in! I'm pretty good at mapping, triggers, cinematics, mods, anything- not excellent at any one thing, but good at pretty much everything. I have seen multiple MP shows and movies, so I know the style. Generally, my best ability is that I occasionaly have bouts of semi-pointless brilliance... and I have good voice acting.
I have one idea for Bob: Change the hero class to 'Enchanter' and the guy's name to Tim.
Also, to go with the spam-speak, we need the 'obviously flawed hungarian translation book' (My spaceship is full of eels!).


And now for something completely different.

Thx OotM. I think I'll keep the name of 'Terrible demon thing' and bob's name, but maybe I could get at the start, when everyone's fighting and dying, guys come around saying "Bring out your dead!"

That's a good idea, about the hungarian translation book. Maybe Bob can try to talk to Hamspam, the warchief of the spam army.

Again, this campaign will have units in random levels named after us, like maybe in a hidden tree spot you see 'Doomsandwich' or 'HippyJoe2004'. Hard to say.

In order to get proper chatting time, what's say that we have a certain time we go to a certain chat room on battlenet. My name is The_Silver_Foot and the chat room will be called 'wcSpamcam'. I'll post again soon. BTW, give us your full battlenet name please, so I know who you are.

HippyJoe pmed me about renaming Bob as 'Tim' and calling him an 'enchanter'. Well, I'll keep bob's name, but I think we should make an 'Enchanter' a hero.

Oops! I forgot! He wrote it here! Sorry!

I greatly apoligise for not posting in such a long time. But, we're going to have to map out the whole thing.