New map starting out

It hasn't been started yet, but I wanted to show people the premise of the map I am going to make with TFT.
Here are my noted in notepad:
Duels:
You type what you want to do.
There will be several commands.

Casual Sex:
You get to pick up men...
It's all a turnbased system.
Say you meet someone on the street.
Now, you get a sign that say he is not engaged or married,
and he seems to be lonely.
Then you get some options to choose from.
For example:
"Wiggle your but"
"Pout with your breats"
"Pout with your mouth and say something sexy".
If this man was married you would have a much harder time getting him in to hbed.
Now, when you get his concent to sex, you have to find a place to do it.
If you do not own your own place, you need a motel or some other kind of resort, unless they may be single.
If they are single you MAY get to go to his place.

If you need to rent or take in at some place, it may cost money. He may pay for it, but you have to make a deal with him.
You can of course get a job or take charge for sex... But it will either cost you time or give you a LOT harder time to get someone in to bed in the first place.

Gameplay:
- Find men... You will get indicators to their status when you first meet them.
- You will get more indicators the more you flirt with them.
- Some will have a "HOT" or similar sign over them, showing they are horny (and it shows).
- You have several different things to choose from... One works better then the other.
- When you got concent to sex, you will have to get a place to actually perform the sex act.
- Money will play not such a big role... But you may want to get a place, buy protection (Sexual and rapist kind of protection), buy a house or some other kind of place, rent a room or something to have sex with a man.
- Money can be found, worked up or protituted for.
- Objective of map is... To sleep with the most up to XXX (not set). First to XXX wins.

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Pickup lines and other things accordingly:
"Jump into arms and kiss passionately"
"Wiggle your butt"
"Pout out your breasts"
"Pout your lips and sigh"
"Lick your lips and smile charmingly"
"Ask for directions to a bar"
"Pretend to be persued"
"Look exhausted and in need for a rest"
"Approach sexily and lick your finger"
"Ask for a ****"
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After the ----- are pickup lines ;)

Hehe, so, do you think this could be a success? The duels don't have any details yet, and I should mention you play one of 4 or 6 women (player in multiplayer) trying to get men in to bed.

It takes place in a city which is not yet designed and... There will be some sort of random events.

Please give me thoughts on the idea, improvements and suggestions as well.

And, please, oh god, give CONSTRUCTIVE critisism if any.

Regards
Dead-Inside

Thats a very Interseting Idea there.
Prehaps you could also make another version of it and You being a male trying to get women? I Dunno just a thought

I think due to all the stuff i see, hear around on B.net. I believe it could get quite popular.

Whatever your Ideas may be Good Luck on it

Jeez, D-I, go download some porn and look at it, and get that over with.

Then start mapping with a clear head.

It isnt that. Its when i go Online to B.net and look at the Custom Games list. I see names like - FREE BEER, FREE PORN,
Its sad actually, I never join em, I just see em all the time.

Oops Sorry thought you were talking to me =\
Still, DI probably saw the same things

lol Dead_Inside


a prostitute game... how to be the best hooker in th war3 world.. loool

but if u should do this, there should be a pimp to... to collect all the money :D

and u should properly make some nice scenarios, else it would be useless, if u know what I meen....

still.... u are trying to make the first war3 pr0n movie ?

Look, the point is for the map to be funny, and it's not meant for people under the age of 14.
Sexual approces to a serious map has been done, I think in one map I've played... The rest have been crappy spin-offs by n00bs.

Now, me and a friend of the other sex got this idea, and the fact that you are to play a woman is stay.

Regards
Dead-Inside

if u publosh such map on bnet, i think u gonna get ur arse kicked....

and btw, i dont think it would have great success... cause who would like to play a prostitute ? (not me)

... It's supose to be FUN. The City itself is going to be nice to look at...

Why wouldn't you play it? You don't have to be a prostitute... And, if you'd like some other win objective, then say so?

If you got it done fast enough, say, within this month, it might get popular for a time, cuz there r ent many(or n e) good FT Maps out yet. But i figure it'll get played once, laughed at(because the idea bypasses all idiotic ideas for maps yet, incluing a few of mine, which, I might add is hard to do), and ditched. It would b worth your time to forget about it.

lol he told you to make constructive critics, not "Man this map will not be played cause the consept sucks"

I would play it if it's well done. That is, one or two times.

It's hard to make such map playable many times. I think that something more would be required for it to have that effect.

Actually that is constructive criticism Arche... And I'd say the same thing..

I commemorate you for thinking up an original idea and wanting to produce it.. But the natural mechnics behind it wouldn't be funny after 2 or 3 games.

Unfortunately funny maps have a tendancy to be played maybe once or twice.. Then forgotten and maybe brought out every 2 months.

I wouldn't play it over b.net because too many little kids would be playing it. There are more kids under the age of 16 (16 is a more legalizing age than 14.. seeing as how most boys are still immature up to 18+) that will be absolutly annoying and I think that really is what drives me away from playing it.

Whiney little immature brats going UR A BIOTCH CUZ IM AWSUM! every 20 seconds cause they are winning a game they play religiously cause it says tits or *** will be absolutly annoying.

I'll still download it though and play with some buds of mine.. But on b.net.. No way bro.. Sorry.

Is this a joke? Think of the children! Think of the children! :)

Lol, you think sex-crazed kids will resist the temptation of playing this game? I wouldn't be surprised to see "OMG I'M 12 AND I'M HAVING SEX ON THE INTERNET". Sorry, but in reality, what can you do to stop them from playin'?

And do you think any 12 year olds will have any problem with this? At least I didn't. And maybe that's constructive critics, but if everyone says exatcly the same thing, I wouldn't call it that.

We object to you making this map.

We dont object to this map being made.

We object to YOU making this map.

With your triggering skillz you should be doing something much more intersting than some pree-teen sex fantasy game. If you spend more than a day or two on this it would be a waste of talent. We have more map ideas than we have time to make. If you want you could start a joint project with us. Could be a big project with a few other ppl or something with just us two. Or we could give you some ideas for a solo project. But pls dont waste time on crap like this, your better than that.