| 09-12-2003, 07:59 PM | #1 |
Ok... I'm making a campaign (See Sig.) So... If you have any cool (And Somewhat Crazy) Ideas for a campaign of this type, Then post em! |
| 09-12-2003, 08:07 PM | #2 |
Dude, thats messed up. But cool. I haven't seen such a good idea for a spoof campiagn in ages. Got a few ideas: Seal Hero - Harbringer of the Great Flipper Death Seal: Summons an ammobile seal shaped tower that attacks all enemies with it's piercing wale. Sealbardment: Sends a stampede of tiny seals to destroy your enemies. Each seal deals light damage. Sealfall: Modded starfall with seal projectile. Flippper's Revenge: The Harbringer of the Great Flipper becomes the living embodiment of the Great Flipper for a short time. Bonus to size, armor, stats etc. |
| 09-12-2003, 08:51 PM | #3 |
Glad you like it :-) Thanks For the idea! I'll be sure to use it! |
| 09-12-2003, 09:54 PM | #4 |
Obviously the natural enemy of the seals would be those burning blighted Blood Elves, a fire vs ice sort of thing... and along the same lines, you could have a human Archmage (they do have Summon WATER Elemental and BLIZZARD) see the true light/become consumed by his love of cold and water and join his frozen brethren! For units... just as the human and orc armies are really alliances of related peoples, so would the seals clearly bring along some walruses and such sympathetic to their cause. And likewise those, what are they called?.... Tuskarr! (or however you spell it) Tuskarr and maybe as a siege unit the Sea Giants... But none of that is terribly punny.... AH-HAH! Their reason for conquest is revenge for all the seels heartlessly slaughtered by players who love to kill off the helpless critters and/or love to click on them over and over and over until they explode. Naturally the sheep have an even greater claim to this than the seals, but the sheep have a standing treaty with the big hands in the sky where they are compensated for their losses to player-sponsored anti-sheep terrorism. Seals are units too, man! This heartless reign of seal discrimination that has been universally accepted and endorsed throughout history ends now with the senseless and absurd slaughter of everything that might consider the seals to be inferior! Be small, furry, and semiaquatic or be dead! Viva la Seal Revolution! ....Yeah. (Oh, and of course as stated in your Warcraft III license agreement, there must be a Pandaren and/or Pandaren reference somewhere in any comedy campaign. ;) ) |
| 09-12-2003, 10:38 PM | #5 | |
Wow.... emote_sweat lots of great ideas! Quote:
I'll be sure to throw in some pandas ;) |
| 09-13-2003, 07:08 AM | #6 |
SEAL'S REVENGE -- Guest what Arthas wears on his legs? It's not bear fur. It's SEAL BLUBBER AND INTESTINES! The united BURNING SEALS must take down the infernal servant of the lich king before he tries to make himself a new legging! -- This could be a mini mission or something To carry out the orders of the almighty seal, the servants of the almighty seal must use the IMPERIAL SEAL!! Kekeke punpun. Seal Ultimate -- seal, SEAL, and Seal. The seal splits into three parts. The Seal can ummm... swim around and whack people with its tail. The SEAL is an elite marine that fires bullets at people wahhahaahah! The seal is a nice little stamp that ummm... crushes people and stuff... How are the secrets kept? Simple. They SEAL their mouths shut. Kekeke punpunpun. |
| 09-13-2003, 12:20 PM | #7 |
Oh oh oh you gotta make a part of the story line where the seals ally with the sheep to destroy the evil black sheep!!! |
| 09-13-2003, 06:48 PM | #8 |
ROFL, I can't wait for this campaign - sounds hilarious! :D |
| 09-13-2003, 06:50 PM | #9 |
Thanks! It will be completed by december 31st, as i want to enter it in the contest. |
| 09-14-2003, 05:13 PM | #10 |
Can't wait. |
| 09-14-2003, 05:43 PM | #11 |
rain of seals a rain of chaos that rains seals hundreds of them! lololololol |