Need Everybodies help!

For my AoS "Bane of the Prochecy" (was working on it on a month), Im planning to make a mule system and I realy need some names for the mules.

Eg: Fluffy the Unburden

Nearly all your names will be included.

This is a pretty serious campagin but i accept humor names (no Crack mule or inside joke ones).

Cutivia the Curious
Lastal the Lame
Kruschev the Crazy
Denithal the Dellirious
Te'Tusa the Tenacious
Betina the Beautiful
Torrid the Tormented
Gina the Great
Wallus the Wonderful
Salit the Slow
Demina the Demagogue

...are those good?

another...

Zapatistarita the Zealous
or
Zapatista the Zealous

....make that....

Zappa the Zealous

removed some spam. Keep it serious, he is asking for genuine help.