Mini-rpg, tell me what to make!

I decided to take my spell idea thing from my other thread a bit further. I really need a break from my main, but i still want to make a map soooo....
you all tell me what to make, it needs to be a mini rpg.
typeset
heros/spells
story
Battle system
anything.

Hmph, I refuse to tell you, no offense, but if it's going to be another RPG where the NPCs just stand still and don't talk to you, or you just go around bashing things to gain levels, forget it. Mindless stuff like that is boring to me...

If you want the npcs to talk i'll make em talk, like i said you all tell mw what to do and i'll do it. but this map is going to be 64X64 its like an rpg but fun sized.

If its a mini type thing make it somethng fun to play, doesnt take itself to seriously. Just make it fun to play, with puzzles etc, I could see a series of these becoming popular on b.net.

I already started it as no one gave me anything to do..i am going to poke fun at other bad rpgs.
Main quest: the princess was stolded!3
Sidequest: f1ind m1 p1napl3 !?!?!35
and stuff like that.

Optional Quest:
Find a specific critter in a field of 5hp sheep.
If you kill the right critter it drops an item that you have to return to some guy.
If you kill the wrong critter the dead critter spawns a giant flying 9999hp hostile that shoots 2000 chaos damage and launchs nukes. When... I mean if you die, the screen flashes "a yummy picture" for several hours and plays the hampster dance over and over and over...and over....and over.......and over.... oh yea and it's in cinimatic mode so that you can't go into menu and quit. That'll be fun. :ggani:

The best trigger-artists here at WC3C, wants something that requiers thinking... That's a hint. As for theJ89 doesn't think you'll do it (I don't either), he didn't want to help you much ;).

Oh, and no tome-whoring. It's boring as hell.

Ooooh I got a story idea!
Let's have Zelda rescue Link!
"So one day the hero if time thought about how pissing it was that games always had Zelda's name in it when he was always the hero... OF TIME! So he set off to find a way to force zelda to save him. In the end, he decided to have CONSTIPATION!!!"
"Zelda dear? Does this blue Zora's suit make me look fat?"
"*cough* no *Choke* my dear *cough*"
"And so this went on until Zelda got so pissed, she decided to find the cure for CONSTIPATION (lexatives weren't invented yet)."
And thus your RPG could be titled "Link: The messed up plot" or something.
Then as a second part you can have like...
"And so Link spent much time in the toilet, before realising something was amiss... THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER!"
And so Zelda sets off to find toilet paper. Unfortunately, the evil evil Ganondorf has stolen ALL the toilet paper! (due to an evil evil case of dairrh... dairahh... ummm... the shits).


Right that's enough for story.
As for heroes, you could have Zelda... maybe Saria and Malon and all of Link's jealous lovers (cause Link's getting fat). Then you could add a side story as link!

Battle system...
Hmmm got some ideas for this one.
You could do it Secret of Mana like (so I heard, I never actually played it) where battle transfers you to an overhead view and you move around and fight and all... maybe spells and arrows and all... dunno
You could try it KOTOR like! BUt that would be a bit too big... making all the dodging and blocking animations (otherwise it would just be tooo boring, seeing people whack each other).
You could base it off my system (though for a zelda game that's unlikely). Demo released tomorrow. Always wanted to say that :P

Skills...
Hmmm I got no suggestions here.

I'm thinking if you're going to do some minor thing like that, It'll most likely be good. Cause it's packed with quality not quantity (and you don't have to go around doing some epic-save-the-world-again crap)

Dude Ant... wth you been smoking?

peanuts...
smoking peanuts...
hey maybe you could do a story about a peanut smoking ring!
FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF PEANUTHOOD (hey that rhymes).