Car Dealership commercial - Humorous recording

This a car salesmen voice I recorded. Its meant to be funny :ggani:
Its about 30 seconds long.

Sounds like you're speaking too far away from the mic. The voice is a little too rough (I was expecting a sort of Ace Ventura, or Stan from Monkey Island 3) for a cheesy car salesman. Hmm.

I award you D for recording (Partially your mic's fault, from what I can hear), but B for effort. 8))

Attached is a processed version, to show you how I can clean such recordings up.

That version sounds much better :ggani:

Actually I think the problem was that I didn't have my sound volume turned up high enough. I edited the volume, but that still wasn't loud enough.