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Warcraft Parody!

01-31-2004, 04:15 AM#1
KillR
Here is my short parody of Warcraft, Commi-Craft 1!


In the last of Bushroth, 2 kingdoms constantly fought for survival. The Capitalist Alliance and the Bush Administration Horde. One day, KillR, son of King Clinton, was called to fight a new evil in the land of Amaerderon.
KillR found the Soviet, Lenin attacking cities, and infecting grain with chemicals to turn the eaters into Propaganda Spreaders. KillR fought hard against these, and against the redness that spread across the land, known as Communistic Blight. He heard legends of an ancient weapon in the land of Southrend called Nukemourne. He would use this against Lenin.
KillR set out to get Nukemourne. The frozen land was only a slow down, until he got it. He destroyed Lenin, but was left in Southrend for years. He returned as a Warrior of the Propaganda, and slew King Clinton. As people danced on the King's corpse, he turned them all into Propaganda Spreaders.
Soon, KillR was able to return in Southrend in search of what has weakening his power. He found the Peace Hunter Howard Dean and proceeded to kill him. When he reached the source of his power, he saw Stalin, in all his glory. He absorbed Stalin's power, then killed him and let his body rot.
He had done so much in his time. He was now the ultimate communistic leader! In time, however, Stalin's spirit fought back. But that is a story for another time.




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02-11-2004, 03:59 AM#2
`deathlegionare
lol

nice way to put politics into a wc3 style kinda thing
01-06-2005, 05:01 PM#3
Belphegor666
Well i thought of the same thing but with little less political oriented, I wanted to make a unrelated to original Warcraft storyline. It was a story of goblin who didn't want to work in a fireworks factory, but decides to become a musician, and on his way he meets a Singing dreadlord and a rocking Death Knight (models already exist).
Oh yeah your story is pretty cool .