| 03-02-2004, 09:26 PM | #1 |
No it's not going to end, mind you. But I'm happy enough to provide you all with some entertainment with it. :) The Council of Loth'eal by Xmetallium Loth'eal: “Artists of Wc3c, friends of the forum. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Xmetallium. Our pride stands upon the brink of destruction. We cannot escape it. We will unite, or we shall fall. Each artist is bound to take part in this fate, this one task. Bring forth the proof, D.A.� [D.A. reveals the quill of Xmetallium to the members of the council.] Sevitius: “So it is true.� A random student: “The quill of Xmetallium.� Sevitius: “It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Xmetallium. Why not use this weapon? Long has my minions kept the insane comic artist at bay, by the power of my underlings are your pride kept safe. Give me the quill and I shall use it again her!!� Ewrtenpeller: “You cannot take it! Non of us can. The quill belongs to Xmetallium alone. It has no other owner.� Sevitius: “What would a half naked man with no zippers know of this matter?� Jacinthe: “This is no mere half naked man without zippers. He is Ewrtenpeller, Ewrtie of graffiti. You owe him your eyes.� Sevitius: “Ewrtie? This is the half naked graffiti guy?� Ewrtie: (in ancient graffiti tongue at Sevitius) “Shut up.� Sevitius: “The forum needs no graffiti, they have bloody comics!� LazarusX: “Ewrtie is right. You cannot have it.� Loth'eal: “You have only one choice. The quill must be cleaned inkless.� Kimchi Man: “Then what are we waiting for?� [Kimchi tries to wipe the quill, but the quill refuses to come clean, and gives Kimchi a good spray of ink] Kimchi Man: “Gaah!!� Loth'eal: “The quill cannot be destroyed, Man of Kimchi, by any hands that we here possess. The quill was dipped into the ink pot of Xmetallium. Only by the quill cleaner on her desk can the quill be cleaned. It must be taken deep into her office and be cleaned by the cleaner in her bathroom. One of you must do this.� [Silence] Sevitius: “One does not simply walk up to her house, ring the doorbell and asked ‘hey X, can you clean this for me?' The doors are not guarded by just insane elves. There is evil there that does not sleep. Her teddy bear's telescopic eyes are ever watchful. It is a crammed dumpsite, riddled with paper, manga, and more paper! The very air you breathe is the poisonous smell of freshly done laundry. Not with ten thousand forumers could you do this. It is folly.� Jacinthe: “Have you heard nothing that Loth'eal has said? The quill must be destroyed!� Kimchi Man: “And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?� Sevitius: “And if we fail, what then? What happens when the quill reaches the hands of Xmetallium?� Sevitius: I will be dead before I see myself in a sailor scout outfit!!!!� [All the artists stand up to argue, everybody except for D.A., who hears the voice of the quill, saying…] The quill: “Current spoof, power rangers; next spoof, Gundam W, future plans include…� D.A.: “I will take it! I will take it!� [Everyone stops and listens to him. Loth'eal grins very widely.] D.A.: “I will take the quill to her room…though…I do not know the way.� LazarusX: “I will help you bear this burden, Darkangel. As along as it is yours to bear.� Ewrtenpeller: “By my own pride and manliness, if I can protect you, I will. You have my tablet.� Jacinthe: “And you have my pencil.� Kimchi: “And my pen.� Sevitius: “You carry my fate and my reputation, selfless one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Sevitius will see it done.� Beam: “Ha! Mr. Darkangel's not going anywhere without me.� Loth'eal: “No, indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council, and you are not.� Buttink: “Oi! We're coming too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a schoolbag to stop us.� Icbm: “Anyway, we need people of intelligence on this sort of mission…quest…thing.� Buttink: “Well that rules you out, Icbm.� Loth'eal: “Nine companions. So be it! We shall be the Fellowship of the quill! Now if you would excuse me I need some tea.� [Yet Loth'eal shuffles off to Litania's room and not the pantry] Icbm: “Great. Where are we going?� -Fellowship of the Quill- -END- Perhaps I should do some doodles for this...:D |
| 03-02-2004, 11:08 PM | #2 |
you shouldnt have done that you silly twat... its 1 am and i was laughing so hard i woke up my parents!! great great great job X... you have teh funnay... but auren should be pip ... |
| 03-03-2004, 03:03 AM | #3 |
Your dedication to our community is greatly appreciated X... You have rekindled a spark of hope for humanity within my soul. I feel contented... spiritually and emotionally that I may call those on this forum my friends. However I am unhappy with being a hobbit... but I forgive you, friend. and Erwtie, be more polite. This new format has changed me... I guess I can't be the forum warrior/spammer that I used to be. icbm1987 Edit: Laz is gone... and I am stupid |
| 03-03-2004, 03:10 AM | #4 |
Laz is not of Gondor......he is of the Grey Havens...in case you haven't noticed yet. |
| 03-03-2004, 03:42 AM | #5 |
Who is everyone? =x It's been ages since I read the book, and I only saw the movie once when it first came out. >.< Cute. -_- |
| 03-03-2004, 04:00 AM | #6 |
i dont get this? is it suppose to be some spoof off of the Lord of the Rings and instead of the ring, its a quill? forgive me, because i have never seen the movie. except the first one but i just skipped around and only watched the action scenes |
| 03-03-2004, 04:53 AM | #7 |
^_^ i love the part where i come in. oh, wait.... :( |
| 03-03-2004, 08:32 AM | #8 |
:> :D ROFL ! Cant say anything else. |
| 03-03-2004, 11:49 AM | #9 | |
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hmmm... methinks Loth is elrond? or gandalf? Sevi is Boromir? DA is Frodo... hahaha Kimchi is gimli? Jac is ??? Lazx is ??? Erwtie is Aragorn? Beam is Sam icbm and Buttink are Merry and Pippin... can't remember who is which gaah! this was harder than I thought. icbm1987 |
| 03-03-2004, 12:47 PM | #10 |
Cool :D But you could at least put Leppy instead of Buttink :> |
| 03-03-2004, 02:46 PM | #11 |
There's only so many places in the council...there are more, but they are quiet....you'll have to imagine yourself sitting and not saying anything.... Jac = Legolas (figured if I casted any guy in here I'd be chased around with a bazooka...) Laz = Gandalf. Really people you should at least watch that Council part of the movie again... |
| 03-03-2004, 08:25 PM | #12 |
lol, no wonder it sounded so familiar within the first few lines, i was laughing so hard when i was reading it ^_^ you should make a comic to go with that Edit: im sry i didnt read the last hidden line that says you should make some doodles but man thats good,where the heck do you get all ur ideas? |
| 03-03-2004, 08:53 PM | #13 |
Bah! I was right on the others then... right? oh... and btw... Lord would have made a better Sauron... although he hasn't made a portrait. and what are you going to do with Candy and Raven_lord? Candy as Saruman... hahaha. icbm1987 |
| 03-03-2004, 09:08 PM | #14 |
I could be random orc =p |
| 03-03-2004, 11:34 PM | #15 |
Lour)Head should be gollum. If you see his art, it looks like he would fit the bill. I wish i could be Tom Bombodil, but you skipped ahead to the meeting in Rivendell.... you should go back to the begining and put me as bombodil, but who would be my Goldberry... hmmm :o |