| 03-26-2004, 07:34 PM | #1 |
Before you move this this thread to the sound forum: post funny pics with wc3 units' dialogues :D You can find the list qwith quotes of all units HERE Fixed link. Works now. |
| 03-26-2004, 10:10 PM | #2 |
this has great potential for fun |
| 03-26-2004, 10:15 PM | #3 |
Warcraft Stereotypes: Created by Aznwhore E-mail mistakes/additions to [email protected] <Made like a month since the last time I played WC so there may be plenty of errors> Human: Peasant: So you're the king, I didn't vote for you. That's it, I'm dead. Footman: Don't ask, don't tell. Rifleman: Guns don't kill people, I do! Knight: By the gods you're annoying! Mortar Team: Take that you BAST*RD! Priest: I have been summoned…By the giant metal hand from the sky! Sorceress: Click me one more time baby. Spellbreaker: <This is really messed up> Hey, I've heard that you can upgrade a starfall for… <This guy doesn't know when to give up in his talking so I'm stopping> Orc: Peon: Stop bothering me, I'm not that kind of orc! Grunt: Stop poking me! Headhunter: Washu botha me for? Raider: *FART…OH WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! Batrider: Nananananananananana! <Batman theme> Windrider: Yeehaw! Tauren: What are these symbols doing on my @$$? Got milk? Tauren caster guy <forgot his name>: *FART oooh the spirits are strong today. Tauren Chieftain: Oh, my old bones ache…. Shadow Hunter: What do ya mean what kinda accaant is theese? It's a trooll accaant. Undead<Lots of growls> Acolyte <I love this guy>: All I see is darkness…oh, wait, my hood's on My life for Aiur!…Uh, I mean Ner'zhul. Ghoul <You can barely hear what he has to say>: I eat….DEAD PEOPLE Crypt Fiend: Spider sense…tingling. Dreadlord <Love this guy too>: *Cell phone rings: Hello? FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM A DREADLORD, NOT A DRUGLORD! Lich: ARGGHH, this DUMB THING ON my head… NightElf Archer: Oooh, <tough girl sound> I'm on the quiver Huntress: This is my owl; there are many others like it but this one's mine. Dryad: You communicate to me by clicking and I communicate by talking back. Druid of the Talon: *cough*wheeze…yeachk…bird feathers… Keeper of the Grove: My Father…is hanging over someone's fireplace Misc: Bandit: One time at bandit camp… Beastmaster: Where I go is my home…See that rock over there? That's my pillow. Naga Myrimond: When you're underwater, no one can hear you scream… Draenor: ..Oh, I'm too old for this… Tichondrius: The Burning Legion...Needs better dental care Kel'Thuzad(Lich): I've always wanted to form a cult…..SO I DID!! |
| 03-26-2004, 10:22 PM | #4 |
lol broken link but i still found it ^.^ very funny :D |
| 03-26-2004, 10:22 PM | #5 | |
Quote:
the dreadlord has something that goes with the ghoul. or its some other undead creature. dreadlord: i see dead people. ghoul: i eat DEAD PEOPLE |
| 03-26-2004, 10:25 PM | #6 |
Link to list is fixed, %^$^% site dont allow to link directly to it... |
| 03-26-2004, 10:50 PM | #7 |
u made some wrong... Tauren: What are these letters burn on my ass? Kel'Thuzad: I always wanted to start my own religion... so i did Priest: I have been choosen, by the big metal hand in the sky! Beastmaster: Where i lay my head is home, see that rock? thats my pillow Ticondrius: The Burning Legion...Needs better dental plan, these fangs are killing me! Shadow Hunter: What do ya mean what kinda accent is this? It's a troll accent. Jamacan you crazy Spellbreaker: I never stole any buffs, i have reciepts for everything! |
| 03-26-2004, 11:29 PM | #8 |
Archer: I asked for a BOW string, not a G-string |
| 03-27-2004, 02:07 PM | #9 |
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| 03-27-2004, 03:28 PM | #10 |
lol the footmans one were funny exceptionally the third one, im making one too, its just taking ages with arthas, i started it yersterday ^_^ |
| 03-27-2004, 06:03 PM | #11 |
"There's no needs to battle" -Arthas (Pissed7) |
| 03-27-2004, 06:09 PM | #12 |
It should be 'There's no need to bow' ^_^ Anyway, its cool :D |
| 03-28-2004, 08:35 PM | #13 |
sappelin(wcII i think): I CAN SEE MY HOUSE!! oooohhh.... shiny buttons! Illidan: I see.... absolutely nothing. babanadawipninibong... its a universal greeting! Peasent: a horse kicked me once... Sylvanas(?): I wonder why i never run out of areows.... Ice troll: i'm cool... i'm too cool... i should've brought a sweater... some bloodelf: hi, i'm hank, i'm a magic addict... <voices of a talking group> hi hank... and... and.. and... sigh... so much funnay.... |
| 03-28-2004, 11:24 PM | #14 |
Tauren Chieftan: Only 2 things come from texas, and ive got horns... |
| 03-30-2004, 07:14 PM | #15 |
My two coppers with the Dwarven Rifleman. (I probably got the first a little wrong, but oh well . . .) |