Simple Model Request

^_^ I need a model of a cel-damage character driving a car with ,move,attack,death,and attack#2

the attack is a chainsaw slicing through the enemy
death is steamtank death animations
movement is steamtank movement with catapult sound
attack#2 is gyrocoptor primary attack

simple? for future reference, anything that requires animation, geoset merge, custom models, isnt 'simple'

a simple model would be a non-animated, skinned, 100 below poly model

and in case someone does do it, plz enlarge hte pic, no details whatso ever