The Story of the Haxor

Once upon a time there was a total noob. That noob was not me because i'm 1337 and i pwn nubs. Anyways the noob clicked on the button. The button created a magical eye that looked back and forth until suddenly... *DUN DUN DUN!!!!* the eye stopped, and a loading screen appeared. My name thingy turned green, but the noob took 500 days to turn green because he was using a 14k modem he found behind starbucks (yea, he also goes to starbucks. what a noob). So after 500 days of waiting, he began the game. For the first 3 minutes he began searching for my base, and when he found it 400 years later, he built seven main buildings around it, all while i was sitting there LOLing. Then he slowly upgraded the buildings to black citadels, and once they were all done and attacking me he exclaimed: "HAHAHLO LZ UR SO PWNDE!!!11." Little did he know that I was 1337 so i pwned him the end.

What'choo talkin' 'bout Leppy? o_O

remind me not to post when i havent slept for over 48 hours.

i like it, continue the story! only bad thing is that it is a plot line i am all too familiar with

Haha, you have a good plot, make more, you gotta, keep your orginiality.