The W.T.F. Campaign

Hello, im the leader, bow to me and hear.
W.T.F. stands for what the ****, but here it means
Wide Teneur2g Federation
In this amusing campaign, we will throw a bit of weirdness and senseless potions and a bit of never-seen.

Storyline:
Well, it all begins, in the land of omg, where all the omgwtf gathers, a great weird is born, well anyway, he died on a road trip. What a bad introduction i just had.
Basicly, there is no storyline, beceause in this short but weird campaign, you will have many features;

features
*75% Cinematic, the rest is gameplay, but what a weird gameplay.
*Custom skins, of course.
*Custom low-quality models, you wont see them anywhere else than in my campaign.
*Stunning weird.
*Cataclysmic wtf and omg.
*A unique storyline ( see above )
*And finally, a lot of new stuff you haven't seen;

A lot of new stuff you haven't seen
Custom sky.
Custom tileset.
Custom Cliffes.
Custom acknowledgement sounds.
Custom skins, no units will be left original.
Custom Cinematic borders
Custom thingie, the thing on the bottom of your screen when it isnt a cinematic, on that thing there is commands, info about ur unit and the minimap, dunno its name but anyway
A completly, completly revolutionnary use of my brain
Same game engine, but it will have changed so much you won't belive its warcraft, custom commands, no more boring attack and retreat and heal.


And finally, during the whole thing it wont make sense, it will be weird, i guarantee it, it's my goal.

Ok, i need someone who is intelligence-filled ( Already taken, it's me )
Ok, i need some persons who gives weird ideas (Me and perhaps...You! )
Ok, i need a modeler ( hmm..you. )
Ok, i need a second-hans skinner for the crap skins ( you :-] )
Ok, i need someone who is good at skinning ( Me, not you. )
Ok, i need a lot of persons who recognizes my qualities ( intelligence-filled, coherent, talented and such. )

Thanks, sign up now!

Few sketches. man it looks like profesionnal.

*cracking up*

ne one?........

[sarcastic mode on] Yeah! what a great idea! you get someone to do all the stuff, while you sitt around complaining, so that you can put your name in the credits? I think this campaign would be better of without you! :< And another question; who would want to play this campaign?[/sarcastic mode of]
Was it to harsh?....no, i don't think so...

what are you talking about, im going to do the major part of the work (leader, guy that do teh sketches, guy that watch the progress guy that skin some and also i will put my name in the credits, and youll have to press f9 to see the full credits, after all im the genious who had this idea. and a lot of people will play it, its promishing, its never-seen before. unique story, no evil lords or anything.

and [sarcasm mode] this is a sketch for interested modelers, it features the (nameless, please find a name, idea guys) cutting a head of a baby tauren with their razorshaper fish.[/sarcasm mode]
lol don't take it bad ;)

if anyone is interested reply here or PM me. stop waiting in the shadows, join the best project this year.

i have nothing agaisnt u but do u smoke crack?? How old are u??? no ones gonna join this, its just plain stupid, not only the names are bullshit but if its have no storyline or point, its a dead campaign already... i would never play such a thing

Now, now. Don't flame at the poor little guy. He's entitled to his own weird ideas.

I havent flame dude, i said wat i was thinking about that idea, it doesnt affect him in any way, if i did offense him im sorry but its the truth

i mean, there's a storyline, but its not a common one, and it doesnt make sense, so thats why i said theres no storyline.

i said it will be 75% or 100% cinematic, everyone loves cinematics, plus i also said that you wont see originals units or terrains, i will change the art of basicly everything
don't tell me it doesn't worth a try! a lot of projects are good, including mine!
my project is far from dead, i have good ideas, just look at the two drawings i posted.

i mean, go to hell whoever said i smoke crack, my ideas are good, and they will be liked!

so be it... but u still got no point... at least post sum feedback i dont know, its fine to say its gonna be a weird uncommon campaign with some dudes called the omgwtf but give us raw data like heroes, races and appearance, enemies and allies, even if u post drawings and stuff like that ppl wont join, try finding sumthing that attract ''normal people''... i dont wanna flame u in any way but seriously get realist and tell me wat age are u? just by looking at ur ideas i would say 13 or less if not, grow up

O_O professional?
Oh, 'looks like'...
If you are a professional, you can do all by yourself. Not a need to start gathering :D My professional~~
*bows*

Alfred, i meant my drawing looks like so profesionnal, i can do them all its true

Waht do you mean... heroes, races, appearance, ennemies allies....
Woah...welll sure!

Heroes are...
Not determinated yet.

Races are...
uber l337 hax0rz-- The units in this race are low quality, their model have about 43 poly, while a footman have about 350~. the low quality is meant to be like that.
omgwtfers-- weird creatures of all shapes and sizes, living in the land of omgwtf, where the land's reality is distorted by some ancient magic. Some creatures have spores on their skin, favorising the absortion of oxygen. The common beast is the "Agony Ghoul", a strange name, as well as a strange creature ( the Agony Ghoul is the purple creature with small legs and holding a fish-shaped fish. )
the teneur2g race-- humanoids looking, very common with an human, only difference is that they have big muscles and they're red ( see my sig ).the best one in my advice, very very good looking humans, in search of domination, they're a versatile race, worshipping their god, teneur2g, who bringed the teneur2g race into existance. the teneur2g race, are large in numbers, that's the strenght of the race, also, they're really good graphic makers known on the planet.
N00bzor0zxzxz-- often called "noobzors"... they're the outcast of humanity, no one knows how they look like, since they all live on a separate conitnent, only the guards and the jailors on the continents really know how it looks like. Rumors says that they're very weak physicly, and also very dumb. Tend to bite his own arms and die of excessive bleeding.

The Planet
The planet is mostly made of poo oceans, while the rest is hot dirt, there is two continents, one continents are made for n00bs, in another words, this continent, pretty big, is a giant prison, so the other continent doesnt suffer from the influence of noobzors. 50,0001% of the planet is made off poo oceans, and they're very deep, the poo oceans comes from the pipes in the core of the planet, no one knows where they come from, only the narrator knows about the pipes, but not only the narrator noticed the effects. 10% is made of a jail continent, the rest is the Land Of Chaos, where common sense meets distorted reality beyond imagination, its only if you've already seen it that you can feel the madness here. Even the oxygen in this land screams and is tormented. Unexplicably, some parts of the Land Of Chaos isn't hot dirt, it's just smileys printed on the ground, well, thats what the citizens thinks, its just the pattern of the ground, pure random. i tell ya.
Land of Chaos is made of 2 parts, see map at end.
omg wtf ( creatures of all kinds )
and
Catfoot, the land for the teneur2g race, and some hax0rz ( scientifists )

Enemies and Allies
Well, in the land of chaos, you mostly don't know what you're doing, something your smiling at everyone and hug their sporous skin and acidic beasts, the other time you get bursted into tears and then snort repeatly when you run, the oxygen really affects you, the oxygen is "tortured" so much sometimes its not breathable and have bad effects on you, organic troubles, psychologic disturbsion, that's what the citizens of this land breathes, there's even a creature called Breathing Cavern, a giant mammoth with the only function and goal in life is to insert toxins in the oxygen, it works like a tree, but they're not protected, some Breathing Cavern hunters ( they're mostly from the teneur2g race, and wear heavy masks ) have only goal in life to eleminate the Breathing Caverns. Sadly, these giant mammoths have a unique style of defense; when they feel an incoming danger their "brain" produces a liquid that stimulates the oxygen intoxication rate, the oxygen around the beast gets so toxicated the best mask wont filter it all, it's not instant death for the breather, it's Delirium. The poor victim lost his visions of the dimensions, sometimes he views the world in only two dimensions, while sometimes he stays at the third, but "see sounds" and "hear images". When in front of the victim, you can see him on ground, and still trying to walk, in fact, it's impossible he can walk, the signal sent to his brain overcharges it.

Ok, enough of that beast. The land of chaos have two, you already know them.
omgwtf is relative, it depends of the moments, it's a land for the lost.
catfoot is in war with the beasts that come in their territory, walking like sludges, desesperate for fresh oxygen, sometimes a monster, in a very rare case, have a inner rebellion for the oxygen, and try to avoid it.
the n00bzors are hostile betwen them, they, without any reasons, tend to punch guards or other n00bzors, they're also very aggresive, but very weak, so the guards dont really get affected. Thousands of n00bzors get killed, beceause of a "soft punch" coming from the guard, really, a human kid could kill a n00bzor.

[size]Finally, what we will see in my campaign[/size]
First, i want to say that the custom skins WON'T be recolors, those are plain, i want you to experience something new, and get stunned by the skins, i dont want an abomination to have blue skin, i want more.
Ok, we will explorate the planet, nothing else, and tell the history of the civilization, how the Great Prison got constructed, by who? how?
It will be a new world...Not elves...not orcs...something really new, i dont want to leave any details behind.
A new world of fantasy, no ogres, no dragons, no dark blade of justice. No dark lord.
We will travel throught the land and see the history, Ill maybe try to put a little bit of story, but that gotta be discuted.

Alfred, i meant my drawing looks like so profesionnal, i can do them all its true

Waht do you mean... heroes, races, appearance, ennemies allies....
Woah...welll sure!

Heroes are...
Not determinated yet.

Races are...
uber l337 hax0rz-- The units in this race are low quality, their model have about 43 poly, while a footman have about 350~. the low quality is meant to be like that.
omgwtfers-- weird creatures of all shapes and sizes, living in the land of omgwtf, where the land's reality is distorted by some ancient magic. Some creatures have spores on their skin, favorising the absortion of oxygen. The common beast is the "Agony Ghoul", a strange name, as well as a strange creature ( the Agony Ghoul is the purple creature with small legs and holding a fish-shaped fish. )
the teneur2g race-- humanoids looking, very common with an human, only difference is that they have big muscles and they're red ( see my sig ).the best one in my advice, very very good looking humans, in search of domination, they're a versatile race, worshipping their god, teneur2g, who bringed the teneur2g race into existance. the teneur2g race, are large in numbers, that's the strenght of the race, also, they're really good graphic makers known on the planet.
N00bzor0zxzxz-- often called "noobzors"... they're the outcast of humanity, no one knows how they look like, since they all live on a separate conitnent, only the guards and the jailors on the continents really know how it looks like. Rumors says that they're very weak physicly, and also very dumb. Tend to bite his own arms and die of excessive bleeding.

The Planet
The planet is mostly made of poo oceans, while the rest is hot dirt, there is two continents, one continents are made for n00bs, in another words, this continent, pretty big, is a giant prison, so the other continent doesnt suffer from the influence of noobzors. 50,0001% of the planet is made off poo oceans, and they're very deep, the poo oceans comes from the pipes in the core of the planet, no one knows where they come from, only the narrator knows about the pipes, but not only the narrator noticed the effects. 10% is made of a jail continent, the rest is the Land Of Chaos, where common sense meets distorted reality beyond imagination, its only if you've already seen it that you can feel the madness here. Even the oxygen in this land screams and is tormented. Unexplicably, some parts of the Land Of Chaos isn't hot dirt, it's just smileys printed on the ground, well, thats what the citizens thinks, its just the pattern of the ground, pure random. i tell ya.
Land of Chaos is made of 2 parts, see map at end.
omg wtf ( creatures of all kinds )
and
Catfoot, the land for the teneur2g race, and some hax0rz ( scientifists )

Enemies and Allies
Well, in the land of chaos, you mostly don't know what you're doing, something your smiling at everyone and hug their sporous skin and acidic beasts, the other time you get bursted into tears and then snort repeatly when you run, the oxygen really affects you, the oxygen is "tortured" so much sometimes its not breathable and have bad effects on you, organic troubles, psychologic disturbsion, that's what the citizens of this land breathes, there's even a creature called Breathing Cavern, a giant mammoth with the only function and goal in life is to insert toxins in the oxygen, it works like a tree, but they're not protected, some Breathing Cavern hunters ( they're mostly from the teneur2g race, and wear heavy masks ) have only goal in life to eleminate the Breathing Caverns. Sadly, these giant mammoths have a unique style of defense; when they feel an incoming danger their "brain" produces a liquid that stimulates the oxygen intoxication rate, the oxygen around the beast gets so toxicated the best mask wont filter it all, it's not instant death for the breather, it's Delirium. The poor victim lost his visions of the dimensions, sometimes he views the world in only two dimensions, while sometimes he stays at the third, but "see sounds" and "hear images". When in front of the victim, you can see him on ground, and still trying to walk, in fact, it's impossible he can walk, the signal sent to his brain overcharges it.

Ok, enough of that beast. The land of chaos have two, you already know them.
omgwtf is relative, it depends of the moments, it's a land for the lost.
catfoot is in war with the beasts that come in their territory, walking like sludges, desesperate for fresh oxygen, sometimes a monster, in a very rare case, have a inner rebellion for the oxygen, and try to avoid it.
the n00bzors are hostile betwen them, they, without any reasons, tend to punch guards or other n00bzors, they're also very aggresive, but very weak, so the guards dont really get affected. Thousands of n00bzors get killed, beceause of a "soft punch" coming from the guard, really, a human kid could kill a n00bzor.

Finally, what we will see in my campaign
First, i want to say that the custom skins WON'T be recolors, those are plain, i want you to experience something new, and get stunned by the skins, i dont want an abomination to have blue skin, i want more.
Ok, we will explorate the planet, nothing else, and tell the history of the civilization, how the Great Prison got constructed, by who? how?
It will be a new world...Not elves...not orcs...something really new, i dont want to leave any details behind.
A new world of fantasy, no ogres, no dragons, no dark blade of justice. No dark lord.
We will travel throught the land and see the history, Ill maybe try to put a little bit of story, but that gotta be discuted.

oh and i turned 14 few days ago

Also, here's the Breathing Cavern

As said in previous post...
A Breathing Cavern is an organic structure with a brein, veins and a lot of "lungs". His function is similar to a tree; he breathes the incoming oxygen, make it travel deep in his organic cavern and implant toxins in it, and then releash it freely throught one of his tube. Usually, one may have up to 8, the drawed one have 6. Three visible ones, and the rest is on it's back. The toxins he implants are usually hallucinating, brain-damaging, sometimes causes mind parasites, paranoia and psychosis, difficulty to stay on foots.
When attacked, or when smelling danger with it's roots that are deep in the earth ( his roots sense the shocks on the surface, so it can feel someone walking near ) his brain immediatly goes in a mode where he can breath a lot faster and accelerate the formation of toxins in his organic cavern, also modify the mocular composition of the toxins so they're more for a defensive choice; Causes brain to don't recognize current body parts, or to think he additionnal body parts ( ex, a victim will probably think he lost his arms or he will think he have 5 arms, while he only have one. ), it also cause some bleedd ( enough for get the victim stunned ) through the orifices ( it can be either sexual organs or a nose, any orifices. ), he will also experiment dimensionnal confusion ( hears images, see sounds, and will have a horrible feeling that's hes falling off a bridge ) he will also suffer from heavier paranoia, some victims already had a coma or an heart break, the coma was so extreme they saw their biggest fear, saw too much unreal things their mind couldnt support it...as a result it collapsed. The poison lasts few minutes, but some people leaves numb out of it. Heart problem, heavy psychic troubles, increased fear towards anything, hears voice...and the list can be infinite, depending on the victim's mind and body.

We can say he's the opposite of a tree, and produces really bad toxins, that's why the land of omgwtf is like that. But don't think they suffer greatly, some types of creatures are used to the life here, they have enlarged lungs and a stronger toxin filter system. But...they still greatly feel the effect when a Breathing Cavern is angry.

There is many Breathing Cavern Hunters, wearing heavy masks and having filters. They also have "bottles" of oxygen, they can connect it to their mouth and breath it, to have good oxygen for a while. But the Breathing Cavern corrupts the oxygen so much the hunters still gets affected, it is literally impossible to breath pure oxygen wich can only be found near the "seas" ( go few posts backwards to see what the seas are made of, lmao ). Also, the caverns seeks the pure(est) oxygen to corrupt, if the hunters wears bottles of oxygen, he simply feels it, like a human smells a roasted yummy chicken in a horde of cake. And if the cavern feels the pure oxygen, he will add a toxin to his corrupted oxygen, but this toxin is acidic, and can litelarry burn you, that's why the hunter try to not use pure oxygen. The Hunters are equipped with ranged weapons, like catapults or good crossbows but the best ones are the suiciders, where they take their last breath and throw themselves on the creature, wich closes the hunter, who gotta be equipped with several bombs, since the beasts are very resistant; their goal is to survive and corrupt, they gotta be resistant like that.

EDIT: The green shit in the concept are Sacks...
the cavern always keep some chemicals in their two sacks, some have more than two, but it's very rare. He can make him explode his sacks, wich can produce an effect where the liquid in it is thrown at a unreasonnable range (Hopefully, his sacks can regenrate very fast, beceause the sacks themselves are made of chemicals, and the caverns produce them very fast, sometimes they exceed of it, and export it thru his subterean roots to corrupt the ground). Anyway, when the liquid is thrown, it can reach a very far distance and burn anyone on the path, and if you're really close, like if you've put your hand on one of the sack, the liquid will go throught you, and you will burn into ashes in a matter of few seconds. The liquid is thrown with a such force, and the liquid itself is very corrosive.

EDIT2: No ones knows how they reproduce, some says its beceause of their long subterrean roots, they corrupt the ground, and somewhere relativly close, will spawn a baby Breathing Cavern, it grows like a wart, it's a virus that erects from the ground, from the chemicals that the previous cavern dispatched here. The baby hatches from the chemicals, to produce chemicals.
What a horrible chain, it's only the beginning.

Legends attached to this rumour says that once a great beast was slain, and his brain spilled on the ground, he developped many tumours in his life, and his brain was about the size of a computer screen. It did not decayed, but formed a organic structure out of the tumours, that's how the first Cavern was born, a intelligent attemp by the tumour to recreate the body, atleast so it can breath, but it failled, they attempted to recreate it, a reincarnation, but it failed miserably.