Make me this model for my birthday, please!

I need a model done for my campaign, and it's my birthday on the 22nd so it can be my present WC3-wise. This is a very detailed description of it:

An Infernal with a larger standard scale, and it's completely covered in flames. Only the flames have screaming faces on them, just an occasional face on the arms, legs, chest, and back. But NOT on the head. The head is the only place where the flames are transparent, because a skull with red cracks all over it is on the head instead of the jack-o-lantern type thing the Infernals usually have. And change the camera position to his portrait so it doesn't look like the Infernal.

I also need two more models for his death and birth. A smoking crater with small flames everywhere that's the same size as the unit itself, and a really, really big explosion for his death.

I also need a name for him. He's going to be the last boss of the campaign, he's going to have a beefed-up version of Permanent Immolation, as well as Flame Strike and Rain of Chaos. He's not a hero, though, but there's only one, so I don't have to worry about slowing down the game too much with the particle emmiters and large scaling size. And also, I'm thinking about paying $5 through my dad's PayPal account to the one who makes this. This guy means the Orcs are totally screwed :( and the Burning Legion is going to conquer them if that damned Warlock doesn't hurry up and finish his spell while you hold him off :> for 30 minutes :\ . I know it'd be hard to make this model, but please, someone help me!!!!

A very sad bump :( .

I would make if for you if I knew how to model. :(

Yeah I would make it for you but I can't afford 3DS MAX/Photoshop/any other cool program like that, BUT I have a suggestion! You can ask over at wc3search, isn't it like http://www.wc3sear.ch or something? Atleast that's what it says in the ad on this website :D