Ner`zhul: Kil`jaeden! I just turned this many old! *Holds up 4 fingers*
Kiljaeden (Who is 100, but thats not old.): `appy Burfday! I turn 101 in a year!
Ner`zhul: Wanna play a game?
Kil`jaeden: Oooohhhh!!! I KNOW! Lets take a magnifying glass and burn the humans!
Ner`zhul: But I'm not big enough, 'n anyway, how'd you likeit if someone burned off your skin!
Kil`jaeden: Mabye your right... Hey, wanna impale them and put them over a fire?
Nerzhul: Okie-dokie.
*They do as stated above*
Sargeras: Having fun kids?
Ner`zhul: Yep.
Sargeras: Oh my, thats not nice! If you do that, they won't be any good when you're the heirs to the Legion in like, 10000 years. You have to impale them, then beat them against the wall. That way, they are ressurectable.
Ner`zhul: Oh, were really sorry.
Sargeras: Haha, that's okay. Just remember to do it next time.
Ner`zhul: We promise!
MORAL: Always beat humans against the wall after you impale them. |