| 01-01-2005, 05:48 AM | #1 |
Heh I had a little fun with an idea I had a while back, tonight. Thought I'd share it with you guys. This is TTOA with l33t speek, stupidity, and horrible grammar transforming it: Enjoy! --------------------------------- Alph3us: “teh spiruts br|ng us r@|n 4fter s0 men e d@ys of dr0ught... � Alph3us: “|t |s time... to m3dititate. � *teh 0rx y3lls are herd* Alph3us: “Wat in teh...? � *Alph3us s33s teh 0rx* Alph3us: “Gaahh...� Alph3us: *Heavy Breathing* “OMGs teh 0rx! I must teh w4rn teh townz0r! C0me on g04t thingie! W3 ridzor to t3h t0wn!� *Alph3us rides to teh town* Alph3us: “0pen teh gaet! 0pen teh gaet!� *Alph3us roides to teh cast3l gaet* Alph3us: “I mUst see teh L0rd M0rre|\| at onese!� Gu4rd: “OMGs u 0ld man l4mer! joo cannot tok to teh L0rd M0rr3|\|!� Alph3us: “Joo foo! I haf t3h dieare warnining!� Gu4rd: “OMGs I sayed no b4! n00b joo cannot see teh L0rd M0rre|\|! Now, teh feck off! Alph3us: “OMG st00pid gu4rd! can I teh speek wif teh Capton Dare-E-Us?� Gu4rd: “t3h feck! Why the h3ll I care n00b? joo speek with Dare-E-Us are Bearucks� Alph3us: “um… thx!� (scarcastedly) *Alph3us roides to teh bearucks* Alph3us: “Capton Dare-E-Us!� Dare-E-Us: “teh feck joo want 0ld man?!� Alph3us: “OMG i r teh dr00d Alph3us and I t3h live in teh mount ins and I saw teh l4m3r 0rx and teh und3d the doing bad stuffs!� Dare-E-Us: “OMITEHGOSH… teh 0rx and und3d?� Dare-E-Us: “joo n00b! w3 haf teh l33t scouts and shiat! teh scouts wood have s33n teh 0rx by naow.� Alph3us: “OMITEHFECK… teh 0rx r in teh deep mount ins joo foo!� Alph3us: “OMITEHFECK… joo heer dat n0ise?� *Saound of dr\_/m's b33ting is herd* Dare-E-Us: “OMITEHFECK� Dare-E-Us: “Joo must w0rn L0rd M0rre|\|! m3 wil maunt m3 horsie! teh rest of joo w0rn t3h civilions!!!!111oneoneone� *teh footie is s33n h3lping teh civiliains…* Teh Footie: “n00b villag3r's! teh arm joorselves at once!� *teh h0t archer chik is s33n h3lping teh civiliains…* *Dare-E-Us is s33n g3tting his horsie…* *Alph3us is s33n h3lping teh civiliains…* Alph3us: “t3h 0rx and teh und3d r c0ming to teh t0wn! Pr3p4re joorselves for teh reely bad shiat!!!� * L0rd M0rre|\| is s33n rallying teh tr00ps* L0rd M0rre|\|: “OMGs we r about to get teh h4x0r3d! Grab joor w34pons of pwn@g3 and 0wn teh n00b 0rx! Protect teh womensz and teh childz!� *Lord M0rr|\| g3ts teh killzorized* Dare-E-Us: “Nooooooooo!!!111oneonetwothreefour� *Dare-E-Us g3ts nocked 0ff his horsie and s33s t3h d0rk MaGe* Dare-E-Us: “teh feck are joo?� d0rk MaGe: “Moo who ha ha ha!� *Teh d0rk MaGe and Alph3us fight* Alph3us: “Joo digusting bastarred! joo are teh one b3hind dis! WHO ARE JOO?!!!11oneoneone� d0rk MaGe: Y, I'm joor death FOO! Alph3us: “n00b w3 shal s33 about dat!� Alph3us: “OMG chanting lolololo� d0rk MaGe: “Moo who ha ha ha!� *Dare-E-Us is teh excaping* Dare-E-Us: “W00t teh shiat wall is pwn3d from teh seege! I can t3h excape!� *Teh shiat wall falls over* Dare-E-Us: “Pr4ise t3h OMGs! Now, I must teh run b4 teh 0rx find m3!� Dare-E-Us: “Ouch my leg h0rts! Dumb 0rx! m3 cant's go 0n! But I must teh go on! For teh ppl of Shinnyine… Shinnenigaguaga… Shininengaa… whatever teh feck it is!� Dare-E-Us: “n00b l4mer 0rx! Dey will pay deerly for what dey have done!� Dare-E-Us: “I swares by my awner dat teh ppl of whatever teh feck teh city is called shall be av3ng3d w00t!!!111oneoneonetwothreefour� *Omigosh t3h end of Chappedtor 0ne of TT0A!* --------------------------------- |
| 01-02-2005, 12:49 PM | #2 |
Hmm, it sucks that we cant see if you have new posts in this forum... the picture replaces the activity/inactivity... Oh well  Well, it was funny  0mgz, t3h funni! |
| 01-03-2005, 08:47 PM | #3 |
that was hillarious!!! I was laughing my head off when I read it!!! Great job Iron_Ian.  |
| 01-04-2005, 07:30 AM | #4 |
Glad you guys enjoyed ^_^ Yeah it does suck how the picture replaces the Activity/Nonactivity since the project is now in the Completed Projects section. Well if I ever post anything big here (which I probably won't), I could leave a little 2 sentence news post on the front page. ^_^ Gah... 3:30 AM... and I have to go to school at 6:00... can't bloody sleep and nobody is online right now. :\ |
| 01-04-2005, 08:15 AM | #5 |
Omitehfeck dis is good shiat11!!!!!111oneone |