Letters.

From the same mind that brought you A Goblin's Log comes another set of tales, seen through the letters of Azeroth's inhabitants stolen from various post offices (yes folks, they don't get lost!).

Please send me pm's or just post here if you have ideas for letters.


Dear Mom,

It me, Drazgu. I write from Azertoh, Azerhot, Azeroth. Me leave Draenar, Dreonar, Draenor like you tell me to. Me write to thank you for telling me to. Me just joined Horde today mom! Me think I am going to be grunt, but maybe me peon. I dunno. Cheif tell me to get lumber today and I did good mom, I did gooooood! Me get most lumber of anybody! Cheif so impressed he tell me to get lumber from a TREE!!! That good! I start out getting lumber from ground, Now I can get from tree! All me need do now to be good lumber-getter is find out what lumber be! I hope dis get to you soon mom, because Me got lots of stuff to tell you about every day! I write soon!

You number 1 son,

Drazgu.



please send me feedback, ok!

funny.

is it ok if i write my own here?

Dear Sarah

I have run off to join the Alliance army. You have broken my heart for the last time, if I die on the battle feild I want you to know it is your fault. You bitch.

Yours truely.

Alath

NO! only I may write letters here! Begone, impostor!

No, it's cool, you can write your own. I just hope the grammar whore realizes that as an orc, Drazgu has bad grammar.






Here's another one to whet your whistle!






Dear General Anduin Dullsword,

In case you have not noticed that one fo your men, Bill the footman, has gone missing. He has been taken to a small privately owned island off the coast of booty bay. He was taken because of the fact that your men are starving, confused noobs and that you are, among other things, a butthead. I am sorry if my harsh language offends you, but your men have been spreading it around before I heard. Bill was not very happy with your work as a general. He said your sword wasn't shiny and your breath stunk. If you do not meet my demands, many more of your men will leave. They shall join Bill on the remote island. My demands are simple, Bill will be given six female elves to do his bidding and a big ol' sack of gold.

You can not find us, you can not trace us.

Sincerely, Bill

i got another one.

Dear High Priestess

I am giving up the ways of a priest for several reasons. There are to many hot alliance babes that I can not resist anymore. The stupid moon goddess says I cant hook up. Well she can go fornicate herself with a pole. THATS RIGHT!

Sincerely.

Alduin (ex priest of the moon)

Grammar whore here. :P


After the comma, no need to capatilize the next word.


Again no need to capatilize the 'Me'.

I know this is delibretly poorly written, but those two shouldn't be poorly done.

Now for KingGigli. :P


'Field', not 'feild'


If this is set in the area of Warcraft, I am pretty sure that 'noobs' wasn't a word they used back then, but hey. :P



No need to capatilize the entire word, even if it is a delibretly poor written letter. :P

~Azhag~

The grammar whore strikes again! and I kinda made it so the orc would make mistakes but you are right.

They are pretty good. My fret with them is that they dont really have a continuing storyline. The grammar is better then the grammar of most, which doesnt mean that there are no errors (Azhaq...!). What would be neat is if you could somehow have all these letters intertwine at the end, or something. Thats my cool idea for now, anyways.

Well, I am kinda jsut gonna use these as basic letters for now.

Dear Azhaq.

I LOVE you much so! Please, please, please please PLEASE. Continue making crazy fun ridiculous posts making fun of peeps ritin. Love you I do.

Love KG.

Just when something;s an inch from death, KngGilgi comes...

Okay KingGigli.


Last time I checked, 'something' didn't have a ; in it. :P

Sorry, the keys ; and ' are very close.