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04-24-2005, 02:51 PM#1
Guest
It heh
04-24-2005, 02:57 PM#2
johnfn
I give you a 40/90

5/5 for word choice, 9/10 for grammar, 15/15 for effort (cough), 10/5 for humor , 0/20 for character development, 0/20 for descriptions, 1/10 for tilt.

Word choice - Wow it's beautiful, it flows so well. HOW DID YOU DO IT??

Grammar - no mistakes, except a period.

Effort - it must have taken you all of 2 seconds.

Humor - (its an inside joke folks i'll explain it in a bit)

Character Development - what kind of character is it?? heh?? huh? I don't understand, sorry.

Descriptions - sorry, "It heh" doesn't bring the idea across for me.

Tilt - Well, it made me burst out laughing.
04-24-2005, 03:00 PM#3
Guest
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnfn
I give you a 40/90

5/5 for word choice, 9/10 for grammar, 15/15 for effort (cough), 10/5 for humor , 0/20 for character development, 0/20 for descriptions, 1/10 for tilt.

Word choice - Wow it's beautiful, it flows so well. HOW DID YOU DO IT??

Grammar - no mistakes, except a period.

Effort - it must have taken you all of 2 seconds.

Humor - (its an inside joke folks i'll explain it in a bit)

Character Development - what kind of character is it?? heh?? huh? I don't understand, sorry.

Descriptions - sorry, "It heh" doesn't bring the idea across for me.

Tilt - Well, it made me burst out laughing.

I'll rate your rating.

My rating (yay!):

Before you read my rating, know that I use different scales in order to have a global rating out of 100 that takes in consideration all important parts more than the others.

Script: 20/20 — Sounds worked a lot.

Descriptions: 0/20 — None

Imagination: 15/15 — Still the inside joke (rofl)

Writing skill: 15/15 — As usual

Action: 10/10 — The action of me laughing so much I almost wet my pants

Humor: 10/10 — ROFLMAO

Transposition of the author: 10/10 — I just know you were INSIDE that rewiew when you wrote it. Good.


Global rating: 80/100 — Excellent rewiew. And ROFL too.
04-24-2005, 03:06 PM#4
johnfn
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadFurDay
I'll rate your rating.

My rating (yay!):

Before you read my rating, know that I use different scales in order to have a global rating out of 100 that takes in consideration all important parts more than the others.

Script: 20/20 — Sounds worked a lot.

Descriptions: 0/20 — None

Imagination: 15/15 — Still the inside joke (rofl)

Writing skill: 15/15 — As usual

Action: 10/10 — The action of me laughing so much I almost wet my pants

Humor: 10/10 — ROFLMAO

Transposition of the author: 10/10 — I just know you were INSIDE that rewiew when you wrote it. Good.


Global rating: 80/100 — Excellent rewiew. And ROFL too.
I give you a 30.14159265358979323/90

5/5 for word choice, 5/10 for grammar, 12/15 for effort , 5/5 for humor , 0/20 for character development, 0/20 for descriptions, pi/10 for tilt.

Word choice - Well I wont take off for this.

Grammar - Stop forgetting the periods dude.

Effort - It only took you 3 minutes to write, come on. But I'll give you points anyways.

Humor - Can't...stop...laughing!!

Character Development - My shoes have a better character.

Descriptions - Good job describing my review, in other words, you FAIL in this section.

Tilt - Thats right foo', you get an IRRATIONAL NUMBER for this section! NOW WHAT??
04-24-2005, 03:10 PM#5
Guest
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnfn
I give you a 30.14159265358979323/90

5/5 for word choice, 5/10 for grammar, 12/15 for effort , 5/5 for humor , 0/20 for character development, 0/20 for descriptions, pi/10 for tilt.

Word choice - Well I wont take off for this.

Grammar - Stop forgetting the periods dude.

Effort - It only took you 3 minutes to write, come on. But I'll give you points anyways.

Humor - Can't...stop...laughing!!

Character Development - My shoes have a better character.

Descriptions - Good job describing my review, in other words, you FAIL in this section.

Tilt - Thats right foo', you get an IRRATIONAL NUMBER for this section! NOW WHAT??

Ah? You know what? No? Well me neither... So I'll just rewiew rewiew rewiew

My rating (yay!):

Before you read my rating, know that I use different scales in order to have a global rating out of 100 that takes in consideration all important parts more than the others.

Script: 2/20 — Bad

Descriptions: 0/20 — None

Imagination: 1/15 — Which?

Writing skill: 2/15 — N00B

Action: 0/10 — Empty

Humor: 100/10 — ROFLMAO

Transposition of the author: 0/10 — None


Global rating: 105/100 — Best rating I ever gave and will ever give. Keep on working like that.
04-24-2005, 03:16 PM#6
Tylhandrias
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadFurDay
Ah? You know what? No? Well me neither... So I'll just rewiew rewiew rewiew

My rating (yay!):

Before you read my rating, know that I use different scales in order to have a global rating out of 100 that takes in consideration all important parts more than the others.

Script: 2/20 — Bad

Descriptions: 0/20 — None

Imagination: 1/15 — Which?

Writing skill: 2/15 — N00B

Action: 0/10 — Empty

Humor: 100/10 — ROFLMAO

Transposition of the author: 0/10 — None


Global rating: 105/100 — Best rating I ever gave and will ever give. Keep on working like that.



Script: 1/10 -- I can see that the main character rolls on the floor laughing, but... what's the mao in roflmao? Mayo? Mayonnaise? Yum.

Action: 4/10 -- Again, all the character does is roll around...And for no apparent reason!

Humor: 3/10 -- What IS he laughing about?

Descriptions: 99/10 -- Excellent description of a description of a non-descript 2-word story! Congrats!

Clarity: 0/10 -- BaZOOKa MonKiTS!!1111

Tilt: None

Total: (Drumroll please) 22/10!!! (Applause please)
04-24-2005, 03:22 PM#7
johnfn
This was an extended story about how odd converstations can get sometimes, I hope you all appreciate the humor and the odd method of presentation.


I'll now post the converstation that led to this "masterpiece" for all to see and understand.

Quote:
johnfn
im stickin with alira (in relation to a story I am writing)
BadFurDay
...
BadFurDay
k
BadFurDay
put da credits da me plz
johnfn
lol
johnfn
ok
BadFurDay
nah jk
BadFurDay
you can credit it to you
BadFurDay
:)
johnfn
ill just post it heh
BadFurDay
I can too
BadFurDay
but it's not a story
BadFurDay
if I post "it heh" i'll get crap feedback like: "wtf a 2 word story"
johnfn
good point
johnfn
i would give you a 40/90
johnfn
+5 for word choice, +10 for grammar, +15 for effort (cough), +10 for humor

You can clearly see where it went from there. Anyways, that's the wierdest story probably ever to grace the story forums, I hope you all like it ^_^


Also people feel free to review but expect to be COUNTER-REVIEWED! (Well probably not seriously, but a review or two wouldn't be bad.)
04-24-2005, 03:27 PM#8
Guest
More...

Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
BadFurDay:
would you DARE?

johnfn:
YES i would DARE

BadFurDay:
if I DARED post "it heh"?

BadFurDay:
ok let's do it then

johnfn:
OK!

I hope you all enjoyed this... erm... story? Wait... no... this pityful challenge (lol). Thanks for reading. Bleh.






^_^
04-24-2005, 03:56 PM#9
[Death]
Woah. That was the best story I've ever read in my life. The "It" perfectly sets the mood for the next astoundingly awesome word - "heh"! Wow! The grammar is perfect too, despite missing a period. The organization is also utterly perfect. The idea of having only one sentence was GENIUS. You get 5/5 stars for this one.

I love it.
04-24-2005, 04:20 PM#10
xiash
And now for the LW!!

(dramatic music plays.)

I hereby rate your story an 88/100
(note that this is the highest rating I've ever given.....)
04-24-2005, 04:27 PM#11
ThyFlame
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnfn
I give you a 40/90

5/5 for word choice, 9/10 for grammar, 15/15 for effort (cough), 10/5 for humor , 0/20 for character development, 0/20 for descriptions, 1/10 for tilt.

Word choice - Wow it's beautiful, it flows so well. HOW DID YOU DO IT??

Grammar - no mistakes, except a period.

Effort - it must have taken you all of 2 seconds.

Humor - (its an inside joke folks i'll explain it in a bit)

Character Development - what kind of character is it?? heh?? huh? I don't understand, sorry.

Descriptions - sorry, "It heh" doesn't bring the idea across for me.

Tilt - Well, it made me burst out laughing.


The minimum cannot exceed the maximum. I fail you.
04-24-2005, 10:10 PM#12
stoner-peon69
Allow me to rate this thread:

0

:P
04-24-2005, 10:44 PM#13
johnfn
Quote:
Originally Posted by stoner-peon69
Allow me to rate this thread:

0

:P


How dare you give the thread a 0! It was at least kind of funny...



Really though until you posted this thread was almost a piece of artwork - everyone's post with brilliant in it's own respect.
04-25-2005, 01:30 AM#14
xiash
Let us all give the one who rates 0 bad REP!
04-25-2005, 01:42 AM#15
JetPack
Rep is so dumb, it doesn't do anything anymore. It used to let you have a custom user title but thats a stockmarket thing now.

BadFurDay this story is just amazing. I don't know how you keep making this fantastic stories. It was a bit to long for my liking though.

200/10