Why don't we do some "Mad Libs"?

Mad Lips, whatever. If you don't know what it is:

1. You make up a story and DON'T SHOW ANYONE IT.

2. Get rid of some nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, etc.

3. You tell people how many nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs that you need.
3b. Make sure that the noun, verb, etc. go in the exact order as people say it in. It's no fun to make a story, ask for the nouns, verbs, etc. and place them however you want.

4. Please, make short stories.

5. After you have filled each one in with the nouns, verbs, adjectives that you need, you reveal the story WITH the changes that the people made.

I loved to this when I was younger, so I thought that we should be able to get some laughs while doing this.

I'll make an example later, just so you guys know what to do(If you already know what to do, hurry up a make a story).

It may not be like how I planned it, but it's funnier this way.

I need, from you guys:

1 Place
1 Openable thing
2 weapons and their sounds when you use it
1 Thing
1 Expression

I'll fill in the story with what you guys made up, and I'll reveal it later. Good luck! Be sarcastic and creative.

Whoa!!! It's genuis!! It's brilliant!!

1) Orgrimmar
2) Gasolene tank
3) Axe, THUNK, sword, WOOSH
4) Milk truck
5) HOLY COW




Meanwhile I'll do mine.

I neeeeeed:
Adj
Noun
Two subject adj (eg something you can do to something else, kill, kick, ect)
Race
Place
Plural Noun
Adj
Race
Name
Adj
Two Subject Adj
Past Tense Verb
Past Tense Verb

Place: Gnomeregan
Openable thing: Dead merloc.
2 weapons: Sword and crossbow.
Respective sounds: Squish and moo.
Thing: A monkey
Expression: I am woman, hear me roar!!!

I'm almost done with MY mad lib!

oh god i hate these.........ill participate later.

Lol, this is gonna be funny.


One day, when I went to Orgrimmar, I saw a Gasolene tank in the middle of the place. I wondered what was inside. So, I got a Axe and thunked it. It wouldn't open, so I thought I should have used something else. A little later, I came back with a Sword and tried to open it again. It smacked open when I wooshed it. Inside was a Milk Truck! I saw it and looked with a HOLY COW on my face. I brought it back home.

LOL


One day, when I went to Gnomeregan, I saw a dead murloc in the middle of the place. I wondered what was inside. So, I got a sword and sqwished it. It wouldn't open, so I thought I should have used something else. A little later, I came back with a crossbow and tried to open it again. It smacked open when I Moo'ed it. Inside was a Monkey! I saw it and looked with a "I am woman, hear me roar!!!" on my face. I brought it back home.

That was nice!


Adj: Running
Noun: toaster
Two subject adj: punch, kick
Race: Humans
Place: Mt. Hyjal
Plural Noun: Flies
Adj: slow
Race: Moogle
Name: Opel
Adj: quick
Two Subject Adj: round house kick, stab
Past Tense Verb: locked
Past Tense Verb: grossed

Here is mine:

I be needin:

a place
an adjective
a race (gnoll, troll, harpy..)
a thing
an adjective
a weapon
type of armor
race
verb
thing
race
verb
thing
saying "I want this to be very funny!"

GO!

Once upon a time there lived a running toaster. He decided to go punch all of the humans in Mt. Hyjal. However as he was doing this, he realized that flies could dance, so he decided to dance with them. However, an evil Moogle named Opel was watching him. He was thinking some quick thoughts. Opel decided to round house kick him, but then he also realized that flies could dance. He kicked and was never stabbed again.

(one thing though, gross is an adj not a verb.)


a place Undercity
an adjective hideous
a race (gnoll, troll, harpy..) Dwarf
a thing Pinapple
an adjective Yellow
a weapon Saw
type of armor Wood
race Goblin
verb Dance
thing (you mean noun right?) House
race Orc
verb Shot
thing Potato
saying "THATS RIGHT FOO'"

Here it is!


One day in The Undercity, I was walking along when I found a hideous Dwarf. He was carrying a pineapple and wielded a yellow saw. He wore wood armor and asked my why I was here. I did not really know why, so I did not answer. Suddenly, A group of goblins came and danced a nearby house. The group then advanced upon us, when an orc came up to us and shot the group. I was ready to fight back, so I pulled up my potato and shouted my deadly battle cry. "That's right FOO!!!"