| 04-30-2005, 02:16 AM | #1 |
Well as everyone knows in my heart I am a comic. I dug up some of my old stuff and decided to post it up. Most of it is not good due to the fact I never used it. "When I was little I always thought that companies were countries. I mean cmon banana republic? I thought Coke was a island in the middle of the atlantic ocean! Now dont even get me started on disney world...." "Genetics screwd up somewhere. I mean look at where the male orgasm is and then look where the femal orgasm is. Maybe same sex marriage should be legal." "Im not very good to be the bearer of bad news. This one time I had to tell my neighbour something bad happened so I decided to put it into a joke, so I first said 'Hey Frank, nock nock.' he then replied with 'Whos there?' I then finished the joke with 'I raped your wife.' I laughed at it but he didnt seem to happy." "Have you ever picked your nose then relized you picked too much?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ill add more later. |
| 04-30-2005, 05:34 AM | #2 |
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... What? |
| 04-30-2005, 12:30 PM | #3 |
Couldn't this stuff just go on the other bits and pieces thread (made by you incidentally)? |
| 04-30-2005, 02:57 PM | #4 | |
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| 04-30-2005, 04:48 PM | #5 |
there ARE children on this site... |
| 04-30-2005, 07:14 PM | #6 |
and i know there are children on this site. i seriously doubt that a child under the age of 10 would understand the joke or even be in the story boards! besides i see and hear alot worse on at 7pm on a weekday. and jhony boy i didnt put that there because these are found written on notes around my house. these are not stories. they are simply small jokes that i never used much. |