A Small Tale of Revenge

His snow white fur glistened in the light of the fire. The cave was empty and musty, and he was curled up in a pathetic ball next to the flames.

His eyes were bloodshot. He had been without food or drink for a day now, and it was eternally beckoning him. He saw in everywhere. Everything, everyone, everywhere. The Trix was haunting him. The cereals, the yogurt, the snacks.... He had been lusting for it for years now, but never touched it.

He touched the scar on his backside gingerly, and remembered what had happened. He thought of the screaming voices, the pain, the fire. The words 'NEVER AGAIN' had been branded on his buttocks, forever, by the devil children who guarded and ate his trix two-color yogurt. It was time for a change.

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"The rabbit has our trix!" The children exclaimed cheerfully.

The rabbit, quivering in fear, scurried away from the children. The children, seemingly innocent, chased him at slow speeds. However, the rabbit seemed more planned out this time.

Suddenly, the rabbit took a quick turn, and flew into a cave. The children pranced after him.

They lost sight of the rabbit in the dimly lit cave. The looked around in wonderment.

"Is this the rabbit's home? Awfully dark." The carefully multiculturally-selected kids said in unison.

"Let's smash it up real good." One drew a mace, the other a morningstar. One pulled out a pack of matches and a bottle of wine. They continued to stalk the rabbit, climbing deeper and deeper into the dark hollows...

Words were etched in the rabbit's own blood on the walls- DELICIOUS TWO-COLOR TRIX ARE MINE - MINE FOR ETERNITY.

Then a voice came out through the twisting caves.

"This has gone long enough, kids! Never again... never again..."

Laughter shook the walls.

The kids looked around frantically. They began to run in fear, but were lost in the endless passageways.

Spikes came through the wall. One of the kids cried out, and black water seeped onto the children's shoes. Several sharpened carrots flew through the air, another shout in the darkness. The last child ran crying and screaming, finally tripping on a wire. Two trees collided with her skull.

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The rabbit stuffed Trix Two-Color Yogurt explosion into his mouth at speeds unknown to man. He shook, and slowly slid into ecstacy as he ate.

"Mine... my... precious..."

Most of the attempted funny stories on here sucked, so I figured I'd combine horror with funny.

I knew that rabbit would snap eventually, but actually back in I think it was the 50's or 60's he actually got the cereal once.

Very good story though, I'm giving you my highest rating ever a 9.5/10 almost nothing wrong with it.

O.O;;

Whoa. I tried to add a little bit of decent humor. :D Thanks ya!

as a matter of fact The Trix Rabbit twice got to eat a bowl of Trix. Once in 1976, and again in 1980 following a box-top voting campaigns

Xiash, review please! Your post didnt reflect if you liked the story! :C

Clap Clap. Geezes. 4.8/5. The last two mine-2's you dont get because it couldn't make the last and the first hang together with the main story. But thats possibly just me (as allways)

LW time! Ok, your usage of allusions are rampant and you lack a controllative persona in your character develpment.

67/100

Yeah, but there aren't supposed to be character except the demented trix rabbit. It's a short humorous story. I only elaborate on characters in long story. Click the link in my pro for a long story and review it. PLEASE!

7/10 needs to be longer.

LMAO! I wrote a huge story and nobody read it, so I figured they needed to be smaller. Now I get downgraded for short size! O.O I'll expand it a SMALL AMOUNT. Perhaps elaborate on children as characters.

Well I liked it, that rabbit is friggen crazy! But he's cool, I wish I had a friend like THAT. 8/10