Extremely talented; Looking for project.

Some may know me as "Jumbo Pie."; some as "Stupid Jerk."... But all know me as the most talented person on the face of the earth, and in the history of time.

But what, you ask, is this thread about? Why it is quite possibly the most important thread of all time, for it is a thread of god from the spool of heaven!

I am here to loan you idiots my godlike skills.

If you take your project really seriously i can do concept art too, i really like drawing and i consider myself very creative, and an exceptional artist(Anime sucks).

I can do the following:
-Modelling.
-Skinning/Texturing.
-Animating.
-Terraining(Please do not ask me to do this, i hate it.).
-Triggering(My skills at this are somehow not godlike?!?!?! WTF?!?!).
-Anime sucks.

Here are a few guidelines in advance for the masses of people who will beg for my 'Skittles'.

-Please use your best english.
-Please dont expect me to do everything in the mod/project.
-Please tell what you want me to do! Rargh!
-Please only ask me to work for your project if you are having high
hopes for said project.
-I will only join if i feel the project is going somewhere. I will not waste my skills on just anything! Damnit!
-I have every right to decline your invitation to your project.
-Please get your own forum for your mod, these ones are butt ugly.
-I do not speak french very well, but if you start talking that smack on me then i swear to god i will try to understand it!
-Anime sucks.

All these rules are subject to changes, alot of them.

As for the forum thing, a good free host is InvisionFree

HERE R SUM XAMPLZ OF MY WORK LoL!!1


-Anime sucks.


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Oops i had the 'Caps Lock' key on and the 'Leet Lock' key on, Very sorry.

umm... you are not the most talented person:P

btw can you animate things like humans or dwarves?

I have modeled and animated organic things before. Do you ask for my help?

If someone does not reply to me with a dramatic post written like a poem, i will cancel this offer.

Ok I'm making an RPG which has it's own name, Nabru, I am in need of a Triggerer (only for some things), a terrainer, a person that has some good ideas, and an artist to make a label for my map like ROTD. I have most of the map (3/4) done and half of the triggers complete,
please email me if you are willing to help me on this project.

I sent you a stupid E-Mail, read it.

Hey, I've been needing an animator forever. I'm sure my project (Metroid: Search for Samus) is worthy of it. The thing is, I haven't had the time to work on it for a month or two, and won't have time until a month from now. After that, I'll try and finish the demo ASAP.

The project forum:
Prepeare to be taken aback in awe at the AWEsome (and obsolete) beta screenshots!

And the model that needs to be finished:
The power suit model, link to WIP model in the second post

Hope you can help, the finished product will no doubt look amazing in the game =]

while I'm sure metroid samus is a great project, I have a lil something for you too. Unsung Legends needs people like you. We're a very well established project, we've been hosted on wc3sear http://www.wc3sear.ch/viewforum.php?f=36, been actve for more than a year, and have over 5,500 post in all our forums and threads. If you're interested, I can say more...

I hate metroid, and is it not somewhat anime based?
And i am not blown away by the beta screenshots.
The interface is terrible, it needs to be redone.
Also, the spaceship looks funky, it has weird crisp spots that are clashing with the rest of it, and why is fire coming out the back? did it get hit by a rocket or something?

You certainly have changed warcraft 3 alot, but overall it does not look amazing, in fact, it looks like something i could do alone in an exceptional period of time.
Anime sucks. ~Sir Coleman Beebe.

And didn't i already work for unsung legends, Darkhorde?

I want both of you to respond to me and say something.

Technically it was originally from Japan, but you wouldn't call games like Super Mario Brothers anime based, would you? I mean, I wouldn't. I don't like anime either, soo....

Thank you! I TRIED to tell everyone that they weren't that great (in fact, the ones on the first page suck). I love being right

Already redone my good sir, the interface in those screenshots was indeed obsolete.

The lines on the ship have been fixed as well. As for the 'fire' at the back, it's the thusters' trail, and it actually looks decent when it's moving (and it was redone and looks MUCH better since that screenshot).

Well, the fact that I did it alone (sans the ship- OH NO I used French!!!) in an exceptional period of time says something, doesn't it? The focus of the map will be fun (and creepy atmosphere and all that other metroidy stuff), not graphics. All I need is a model that animates CORRECTLY, I don't care if the game doesn't look that great. If I did, the interface wouldn't have been half the resoltion as normal, the buttons and tileset wouldn't suck so much, and the enemies would all be custom models. But, it's your choice of course.

NEVER!- wait, oh, too late.... Yeah, it's just the one model that I need animated, and the animations are already 60% done. And if you hate metroid that much - just pretend it's some guy turning into a ball and doing someraults in the air for some reason... yeah, that would work.

And I'll always have Pyramid Escape under my belt =]

Okay, i will animate it, but unless you have a copy of it in .max format i will have to completely remake all the animations.

If i am to animate the model, what format will you send it to me in?

I could use your skills on animating + skinning/modelling
Actually when I had a look on your work, I tought it was from some game..
But please take a look of my project here
And I will make the project alone myself or with help of interested people.. I know it will be HOT...
But with people of your skill it could become as popular as DotA when it was released (not All-Stars..)

well you did in theory, I'm not sure if 1 skin counts as much though

Anyways work on Friendly Warlock's stuff for now, I'll have some animating needing done soon enough :P

jumbo pie it is a help request, i need your email to send you info on the project(its not hosted at this site, please dont ban me:D)

My email adress is [email protected]