A day in the life of a farmer.

Something quick and funny I wrote, I love the farmers incompetence.

SUNRISE: I woke up this morning with the rooster, damn undead were at my crops again. Youd think they wouldnt like the taste of pumpkins anymore but oh well. Ma' gave me poridge, bits of pig in it, very good.

MID MORNING: Got to work on tending to the corn. Picked some of the ripe crops threw all the bad ones in that skull urn thing down the road. Lit it up reall good even turned the fire purple. Wait didnt mayor say if the fire turns purple the ghouls come out? Ah well Ill lock the door tonight.

LUNCH: Didnt eat lunch today. Some damn troll tried kidnapping poor Billy, had to get Steve to crush his skull. Billy was shaking after words but he made a play sword out of the trolls bones so he felt fine after that.

MID AFTERNOON: Finally got to work on the damn barn, wood keeps rotting out on me. Damn maggots.

EVENING/DINNER: Ate the sick cow for dinner, tasted funny but settled well.

LATE EVENING: Some of my nails turned green and fell out. Really weird too, Billy isnt getting any sleep, just jumping around his room screaming that his skin is rotting, oh kids and their imagination.

MIDNIGHT: Gurrrgga! Bleagh creeack graag!

thats pretty hilarious. i like the stupid part of it (the "duh..is this bad?" part)
good stuff

Good story man!