mermaids

Today ive been studying the wonderous live of merMAIDS!.
This is what i got.

quite interesting, i like such loosely-styled drawings a lot. concept scetches own.

Everybody knows mermaids lay eggs with the human dna, and fish just come and "inject" them with the special stuff.
Thus human+fish=fiman.

Really? never knew that.
I always thought they sprouted out of the ground, or that some sea god had planted them in the ground so that they would first become a water plant (tale) and then grow a head and upper body.
To bad the little mermaid only fucked the prince when she was a human

I was making that stuff up on the go.
Its not really common knowledge.

I mean, what do the males do? Prenate fish eggs? hahaha.
No.

Second picture, she needs more of a back.

Mermaid females lay eggs and the males lay their seed into them. That's how it's done, noobs.

in sovjet russia, the eggs lay you.

Then we sould be glad russia is not sovjet anymore.

candy...that would be very boring
Im for weird sex with all these weird poses to wring the stick in

You really know how to rub my buttons dont you?

That's a bad thing. Trust me.

*cries*

How so? mermaids wanna have sex too. why did you think the little mermaid became a human in the first place? she wanted to have easy sex like humans do. and she hated the mermaid way.

Btw do you guys also feel so powerless when your doing it with your girlfriend and she's screaming "Deeper!! Deeper!!" and its already fully in?

Ah, the stuff you can read here...

looks like youre alone on that one

Ohhhhh MEGA BURN!

Yea... guess im the only nerd here with a girlfriend