The Chinese Looking Guys look Chinese! They number a trillion and work for nothing and live for Communism and eat their dogs! This one time the English were like "Give us your opium!" and the Chinese Looking Guys were like "No! It's for our babies!" and they beat the crap out of the English. Bloody English, they got everything they had coming to them and more.
- Sneak Preview of Codex Chinese Looking Guys
This is entirely my work, all the other ones werent.