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03-31-2006, 11:25 PM#1
Tim.
Welcome to Wc3CORRUPTION.net!!

As of late we, the staff of wc3c, have been having many accusations placed before us. There are those whom have claimed us to be evil, corrupt, perhaps even diabolical. Although publicly we have disagreed with these beliefs, internally we have come to accept them. We take today to admit our faults, and to lay them before the populace of Wc3Campaigns, and all else who wish to hear. As such we shall wear our corruption clear for all, so that everyone can understand how truly evil we are in our propoghanda.

I would like to point out a few things these recent events have taught us all. For one, we now all have a great deal of respect for the League of Anti-Corruption’s queen. Her royal kingdom of The Bathtub should only be spoken of with reverence and devotion. Another valid point is helpful in everyday life; just think, whenever you are at a party and pouring a nice young boy a mixed drink, you will never forget the lemon.

This is also the perfect opportunity to give our deepest apologizes to TerranUp16. We wronged Terran in our petty attempt to build our own self confidence, however all the while believing that we were crushing his. Of course this was not so, and the League noticed it. They therefore clearly felt inspired to clone Terran's behavior right to the letter. They did not only post in Terran's favorite colors, but constructed their sentences in the very same way and spelled propoghanda in a way only Terran knew how. They truly are an awe inspiriting group of schmucks.

To bring this tribute to Terran and the League to a close, I leave with you a few final notes. Cherish their love for you, in the only way they could communicate it, through virused applications. Acknowledge their purity through using Syn’s (The host of the GTW) own domain to show us their hacking skills. However, above all else, we must note one of their greatest lessons. Their contradictions in statements such as
Quote:
Originally Posted by The League of Anti-Corruption
GET A LIFE LOSERS HAHAHA … We stayd up till 4am spamming u lol!!!
were merely metaphors of the contradictions the staff of Wc3c show ever day. To put this contraction in the most simple terms, we follow our rules. How could the staff of a forum possibly follow the rules? Such a concept is unthinkable.

May you all enjoy your April Fools day, or perhaps better, enjoy your Corrupt April Fools day.
03-31-2006, 11:29 PM#2
Taur
meh I liked last year's better :P
03-31-2006, 11:33 PM#3
[Death]
Heh, fake hentai. That was awesome.

Haha, nice button on the top, "Propoghanda clone IP"
03-31-2006, 11:39 PM#4
Blade.dk
This is not supposed to be funny. This is our, very deepfelt, apologies to TerranUp16, whom we have exposed to our abominable corruption. Be serious.
03-31-2006, 11:40 PM#5
johnfn
This was pretty good, it could have been more in depth though. I like Tim. the Corruptor though, I think you should keep your name that way ^^

I like the sig quote too..
03-31-2006, 11:43 PM#6
Volte
Dear God! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
03-31-2006, 11:50 PM#7
[Death]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade.dk
This is not supposed to be funny. This is our, very deepfelt, apologies to TerranUp16, whom we have exposed to our abominable corruption. Be serious.

I deeply apologize for my childish actions. I will strive to be serious from now on.
03-31-2006, 11:51 PM#8
KrewL RaiN
Quote:
Originally Posted by Volte
Dear God! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes it burns it buuuuuuuuuuuuurns!!!!!!!!!
04-01-2006, 12:02 AM#9
SeasonsOfLove
That's awesome. Nice "prank"

Although, I think Blizzard clearly outdid you on 3 things. Wisps as the Alliance race, Burgercraft, and Tower Wars as the spotlight map. (Well... the 3rd isn't meant to be a joke, but we all know it is)
04-01-2006, 12:25 AM#10
HernanG
"This is like a mafia inthere, a satanical sect, "the godfather", a terrorist group, a team of bad boys that likes to stole tiny boys food".

AHAHA XD

All this site change for a pair of angry users??? If they dont like this site, i would start suggesting them to go away to wc3sear or...

I mean, im thinking about how many time did you take to make this... The white makes my eyes to cry T_T
04-01-2006, 12:34 AM#11
Shadowy Crafter
<screams> WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? This theme just scared the shit outta my f***** ass. Explain yourselves!!!

EDIT: oh, april fool. meh. :)
04-01-2006, 12:44 AM#12
shadow1500
Change colors plz.

And make Porpargranda and Clone IP link to some fake page or something intresting.
04-01-2006, 01:12 AM#13
Shadowy Crafter
"I've been waitin looong for one of us to say
Save the Darkness, let it never fade away"
04-01-2006, 01:49 AM#14
Dominant-Male
U CANT JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY BY SAYING UR SRY U NEED 2 TAEK RESPONZIBILIT FRO UR ACTIONS U CORRUPT MODS U R JUST LIKKE BUSH

TERRAN4LIFE
04-01-2006, 02:13 AM#15
Shadowy Crafter
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dominant-Male
U CANT JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY BY SAYING UR SRY U NEED 2 TAEK RESPONZIBILIT FRO UR ACTIONS U CORRUPT MODS U R JUST LIKKE BUSH

They're the admins. They can do anything. perhaps even more than bush.