Disco Man!

Once upon a time, there was a middle aged man trapped in the 70s, or so he thought. The year was 1999. He is still wearing a white suite with bellbottom pants and an afro. His name, Grant. His mission, to get his funk on. Sporting his rose tinted 'shades' and his peace medallion, he is ready.

He walks out of his appantment into the New York City night. He then begins moonwalking down the sidewalks in search for somewhere to get his groove on. After a few minets of moonwalking, he spots a night club called "Stip". We decides to go inside and check it out. Inside everyone was siting down infront of a stage. Grant put his headphones in his ears and turns on his Walkman then climbs up onto the stage. The proceeds to get his goove on for about 5 seconds until about 3 rather lightly dressed women come out from behind a curtain and kick him in the crotch.

Grant then stumbled out of the club, both puzzled and in pain. He limped down the street a while and finds a video arcade and decided to check it out. Inside he finds a machine that people are dancing on called Dance Dance Revolution. He wait in like and finally gets up onto the machine. He chooses the familiar song,"Its Raining Men" and so does the man wearing tight leather pants next to him. The game begins and they both loose and the man invited Grant back to his place. Grant agrees and says "What it is man, what it is."

TO BE CONTINUED!

OR NOT

DEPENDS ON MY MOOD

AND IF GRANTS WANTS TO DELETE IT OR NOT

Ghahahahahh! that was funny.

Grant is my friends/almost neighbor/the moderator of this forum. :-P

Thank you for that tid bit of information :)

Grammar was terrible, and I didn't find it funny at all.
But, don't be down-hearted, it takes an actual effort to make me laugh.

Good thing someone backs me up... I agree with you. It could have been funnier and more well strung together.

Btw, nice sig!

Yes, improvement is very much needed.
Oh, and thanks, the sig was made by SkriK on Wc3Anvil.
I couldn't do it myself so... :P