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(parody) Hay GUYS ! Need HELPZ0R!

03-07-2004, 03:14 AM#1
weaaddar
lo I is a g00d mapmaker but I wan to be better. Jass makes your epenis++ so can j00 guys tell me how to use it!
I don't kn0 wat a trig0r is tho? Is that a probl3m? Its for my ltest creation
1337ist AOS TD RPG 2904327914706437234 Sigma Alpha Blue Red Green. I happen to also have no patience, or any programming skill of any kind. I wnt a tutorial that tells me how to do 3verything, but I don't actually know how to read!!! ;) :o o_O :< ^_^ :( :\ :> :( :D :8 Thats not a problem is it!? I would like LOTS of pictures, perferably of funny men in little hats! Oh and I want to be jazz wizard but when I do a search it shows me strange men with horns. I want mem in little hats!
Anyway this is my first map, and i plan to make it the best map ever! Thx alot!!! Also what is jass and a function?
Also heres a list of what I'm good at:
[x] TALKING IN ALL CAPS
[x] STEALING OTHERS MAPS!
[x] USING TOO MANY EMOTICONS!
[x] SAYING LOL AFTER EVERY LINE
[x] TERRAN
[x] ZERG
[y do you ask?] PROTOSS
[x] USING WAR3
[No can do captain ] USING WORLDEDIT
[x] .999~=1
[x] SEARCHING FOR PORN
[x] SPEAKING IN BROKEN ENGLISH
[ ] JASS

As you can see my main problem is jass!
03-07-2004, 03:31 AM#2
Cubasis
Ok,

Firstly, Jass is a Scripting language that is similar to java in sence. It has a tiny mix of Object Ori....

oh wait, you're kidding, right? blast.

but yeah, funny shit. I also love how so many people think that Jass allows them to....erhm? make their Paladin do a kung-fu kick. Or to make the Archer grab a dagger when in close-combat.

Cubasis
03-07-2004, 03:43 AM#3
Sage the Mage
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cubasis40
but yeah, funny shit. I also love how so many people think that Jass allows them to....erhm? make their Paladin do a kung-fu kick. Or to make the Archer grab a dagger when in close-combat.
Cubasis

Given the right models, that could be coded :P
03-07-2004, 11:06 AM#4
Grater
yep easy to code. just need to use a "unit is attacked" event, "attacking unit is melee" condition, chaos ability the archer to melee, create a child trigger (using JASS) that checks every so often to see is the archer is out of (melee) combat and chaos her back to ranged (or to be really cool have a return-to-range timer per archer that resets each time the archer is hit by melee, maybe using custom value)

But yes, those people who think they can learn JASS in a day despite having no programming experience are being a bit unrealistic... it takes a goodly part of a lifetime to be good at programming :P
03-07-2004, 05:03 PM#5
PitzerMike
hey, i just came across this thread and also have some questions.
Cloudl one of you guyz write me a jass function that makes every unit able to ride dragons and the like?
+ when a unit is hit really hard that it loses the weapon and it can fight with the fists or so. I really have no clue how to do this. Maybe I give you credit ... This would definitely be the best map ever

PLEEZ answer quickly, if I don't have a answer in 10 minutes I have to double post because my mom won't let me stay up so long :< :< :<