Wife of teh DEATH

This is a wife looking at her husband who just arrived home very late and she's like "Where have you been 'till now, ye bastard?". But with a wife like that, who can blame him...
Anyway I made this for the Gnomon workshop challenge (the one I once got 3rd place). The theme was "In the doorway".
For WIP and stuff look here: http://www.wc3campaigns.net/showthread.php?t=95800

Why does her chin look phallic?

Hilarious hi-poly model! Great work, TDR! X)

everything about that character is phallic.

I never, NEVER want be maried with something like that

This actually looks more like a guy.

Haha it's nose looks like an ass, brilliant.

I beleive that's the point.

This is so wrong that it's hilarious.

Good job.

So no arms? Its chin looks like a penis.

Head of a penis-lady ftw.

This woman scares me. A lot. If i walked inside and saw this bitch staring me down, I'm pretty sure I'd empty my bowels all over the floor.

But this model still pwns ass.

things can happen without your will when you're wasted, so be careful (for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2JT9N5Un0)

And as I said before, everything is meant to be phallic and this was originally a guy but I dressed him up like this and said it's a wife to make it even more gross.

only on word can run through your head when you wake up with this woman next to you.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!!!

She'd ass fuck you with her head.

Gross.

I'll take that as a compliment.

its creepy that the nightie is see-through...

Yeah, I should have at least placed some pubic hair in there.